southpawstyle
Superstar
I was with my girl and her family the other night at Benihana. Ninja chef is doing his thing. Throwing shrimp at everyone’s mouth around the table. When he got to me I looked him in the eyes and said, “nah man. Don’t do it.”
I don’t care what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home. If someone wants to be called her I don’t care if they have a five o’clock shadow.
Looking into that man’s eyes while he tried to throw his shrimp in my gullet? Nah son. I felt like Boosie for a minute. My girl even looked at me sideways for a second like I wasn’t playing nice in front of her family.
I told her to imagine me sticking my tongue out for someone other than her to feed me. She understood.
Moral of the story is don’t be a dikk head, but stay true to yourself.
Thank you.
I don’t care what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home. If someone wants to be called her I don’t care if they have a five o’clock shadow.
Looking into that man’s eyes while he tried to throw his shrimp in my gullet? Nah son. I felt like Boosie for a minute. My girl even looked at me sideways for a second like I wasn’t playing nice in front of her family.
I told her to imagine me sticking my tongue out for someone other than her to feed me. She understood.
Moral of the story is don’t be a dikk head, but stay true to yourself.
Thank you.
