I need help IDing a plant

[JAY?]

So I went to the flower shop to check out the lil plants they look like trees. There was this one I liked that looked like a lil skinny tree. It wasn't a bonzai or the money plant. I asked the dude and it sounded like he said mortatropriarie

Anybody got an idea?

 

[JAY?]

Ain't nobody trying to help?

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

How in the entire asian fukk are we supposed to help you ID something with no picture???

:fpb:

 

[the cac mamba]

Ain't nobody trying to help?

why dont you ID those titties in your avi first

 

[pickles]

Like this?

 

[blackestofpanthers]

Who's in your avi? Full pic please

 

[Fart Knocker]

most likely it was one of these. which one?

 

[Matt504]

most likely it was one of these. which one?

 

[JAY?]

why dont you ID those titties in your avi first

Who's in your avi? Full pic please

That's the baby moms

 

[JAY?]

Like this?

Nah. It has a skinny trunk

most likely it was one of these. which one?

Looked like a palm tree bottom with a walnut top

 

[JAY?]

I just found it

It's called myrtle topiary

 

[Matt504]

I just found it

It's called myrtle topiary

I asked the dude and it sounded like he said mortatropriarie

Close

 

[damaddwebba]

LMAO i've been spending too much time on the internet I thought he was trying to identify the strain of MJ, not a bonzai plant.

 

[JAY?]

LMAO i've been spending too much time on the internet I thought he was trying to identify the strain of MJ, not a bonzai plant.

LoL
I just wanted some nice green plants to liven shyt up inside the crib. The trees are dying outside. That shyt is depressing. I like the plants that resemble trees (not the kind you smoke)