The Mayer
Insane Monkey Puppets
I'm in a weird situation here 
I've got a friend, not a close friend, more like an acquaintance, but whatever. But the thing is, I can't stand this person. 
They've never done anything to make me angry or hurt my feelings in any way... They just annoy the fukking shyt out of me. 
Every time I see them out they come up to me, all excited, loud and irritating, giving me a pound, hugging me and shyt 
like "OH shyt BROOOOOO!!!! How you been man?! Haven't see ya since... What's been up!!!" 
Like, bro, does it matter? We ain't cool like that we don't talk like that, the extent of our friendship is you like a Facebook post of mine every now and then and we sometimes run into each other when your intoxicated and EXTRA excited to see me, as if at some point in our lives we were best of bros. 
idk man, maybe I'm just an anti-social a$$hole, but I'm saying, I can't be the only person who has feelings like this about a certain person. And I'm not the type to just be like "yo, all due respect, your kind of a fakkit and I wish you just would stop talking to me." But can't they just wave from across the bar or something. 
shyt is so fukking annoying. I've got a friend I hate. In the words of Louis CK, "it's not like you can break up with your friends" 
I'm just stuck living this life where I'm going to be forced to make small talk with this incredibly annoying person for the rest of my days...
I've got a friend, not a close friend, more like an acquaintance, but whatever. But the thing is, I can't stand this person. They've never done anything to make me angry or hurt my feelings in any way... They just annoy the fukking shyt out of me. Every time I see them out they come up to me, all excited, loud and irritating, giving me a pound, hugging me and shyt like "OH shyt BROOOOOO!!!! How you been man?! Haven't see ya since... What's been up!!!" Like, bro, does it matter? We ain't cool like that we don't talk like that, the extent of our friendship is you like a Facebook post of mine every now and then and we sometimes run into each other when your intoxicated and EXTRA excited to see me, as if at some point in our lives we were best of bros. idk man, maybe I'm just an anti-social a$$hole, but I'm saying, I can't be the only person who has feelings like this about a certain person. And I'm not the type to just be like "yo, all due respect, your kind of a fakkit and I wish you just would stop talking to me." But can't they just wave from across the bar or something. shyt is so fukking annoying. I've got a friend I hate. In the words of Louis CK, "it's not like you can break up with your friends" I'm just stuck living this life where I'm going to be forced to make small talk with this incredibly annoying person for the rest of my days...
she caught you slipping.
face the entire convo.
