I Never Participate in Potlucks at Work

[Buckeye Fever]

I NEVER eat at potlucks.

Why dont muthafukkaz get that we'd rather you bring somethin like kfc or popeyes, than some shyt you made at your dirty ass house?

shyt, bytch, order a pizza 30 minutes before break or somethin.

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

At my old job there was this older woman who was mad cool and kind and just good people. Had one of these shyts at work and she brought over a salad. I eat it, it's straight. Couple weeks later we in the smoking area and she's telling us how she cleaned the veggies in the washing machine. I was frozen staring into the distance like all I could think was how she had the veggies sitting in a mothafukking dirty underwear broth like soup. I ran inside to the bathroom and threw up no bullshyt

No fukking way she's that dumb.

 

[Adidacs]

At my old job there was this older woman who was mad cool and kind and just good people. Had one of these shyts at work and she brought over a salad. I eat it, it's straight. Couple weeks later we in the smoking area and she's telling us how she cleaned the veggies in the washing machine. I was frozen staring into the distance like all I could think was how she had the veggies sitting in a mothafukking dirty underwear broth like soup. I ran inside to the bathroom and threw up no bullshyt

Did she give a reason as to why she would wash vegetables in a washing machine