A man, terrified of living in a home that you pay the bills in? 
Might as well call that spider daddy.

Might as well call that spider daddy.



the other night my girl started screaming so i ran in the bedroom and... nothing was there. i look around, then down on the bed. a spider crawled on her phone.
i try not to kill spiders, but she basically made me kill it. i smushed it and took it outside and put it out of its misery.
a day or two passes. im at my computer, shoes off, socks off (for once) and i feel a tickle on my toes
i assume it was my cat and go back to typing. five minutes later i feel it again. i look down and theres a spider on my foot
i flung it off and killed it with a shoe but now im paranoid too
every itch, any time a hair stands up on my body im thinking spider
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my cat killed one about an hour ago. but i cant rely on my cats to catch them all
im a live and let live kind of guy but i do not want any more spiders crawling on me
im considering moving
It's over. Just hope Mama arachnoid stay in the cut. wake up in a cac00n struggling like a flythe other night my girl started screaming so i ran in the bedroom and... nothing was there. i look around, then down on the bed. a spider crawled on her phone.
i try not to kill spiders, but she basically made me kill it. i smushed it and took it outside and put it out of its misery.
a day or two passes. im at my computer, shoes off, socks off (for once) and i feel a tickle on my toes
i assume it was my cat and go back to typing. five minutes later i feel it again. i look down and theres a spider on my foot
i flung it off and killed it with a shoe but now im paranoid too
every itch, any time a hair stands up on my body im thinking spider
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my cat killed one about an hour ago. but i cant rely on my cats to catch them all
im a live and let live kind of guy but i do not want any more spiders crawling on me
im considering moving

Get another spider to eat spiders for you. You might as well call that spider daddy.Don't daddy long legs eat other spiders? Go cop you a thousand daddy long legs
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