I only leave a tip if Im with a baddie

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Anyone else like this ?


Fred

 

[cyndaquil]

Coli brehs gonna come in here and call you a low self esteem loser that doesnt stand on his own principles frontin and lying for some p*ssy

Meanwhile they aint got p*ssy in months or years

 

[ItsPeople]

Let the beauty of your date determine if you adhere to cultural norms breh.































Uncultured swine

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

You are the Man Abdi.

 

[DonB90]

Ironically you'd get more p*ssy just being yourself instead of trying to show off

 

[Diddly Drogba]

So you never tip then?

 

[TripleAgent]

So you never tip then?

Too late. Damn it!

 

[TRUEST]

I tip becuz it’s the very least I can do, being as im a celestial star in the midst of earthlings. My tip is a spec of dust, star dust, humans are gifted for having been chosen to be acknowledged by me.

~ All hail King Truest. The knower of the unknown. The will and the won’t. We praise you oh Truest. The liberator.

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Weird way of saying you've never tipped in your entire life

 

[Nymbus]

I tell my girl to tip and I cover everything else

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Live for bytches and blunts brehs

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Shouldn't you be married with kids by now bro? Won't be long until u have to trick breh

 

[Remote]

It's ok.
Everyone knows Somalians are cheap.

 

[DJSmooth]

Bum nikka shyt.