I Paid a Hooker $3 Dollars to Flash Me Her t*ts

[Dog Based Gremlin]

She obliged and let me touch them as part of the deal

They felt like saggy cow testicles

I want my money back

I may go back and get that special 10 dollar handjob though

 

[Man]

How you know what cow testiclees feel like dog ?

 

[Reginald Noble]

What state is this nonsense happening in breh?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

What state is this nonsense happening in breh?

PA

 

[Remote]

OP =

 

[Groanman]

I guess anything goes on Saturdays.

 

[Reginald Noble]

PA

That's north of Mason Dixon, I was assuming Mississippi delta...

But then again I've come across some real characters in Philly that came from PA Kuntry the IQ there really ain't all that high

 

[SheWantTheD]

So them shyts were hard?

 

[b_low_brown]

Wait so u rather pay $3 to touch nasty t*ts than pay $10 and at least get a nut?

 

[eerieBell]

$3 ? u got played

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I may go back and get that special 10 dollar handjob though

Make sure you got some hand sanitizer on deck.

 

[raoulduke187]

why would you

 

[Black]

I only paid a $1 for homeless p*ssy I win.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Did she say $10 like ole girl here did??

 

[wickedsm]

Times is hard out here for both of yall I see

You for paying 3 dollars
Her for accepting 3 dollars