I put my cockmeat on it: The truth behind the Lakers downfall

[courtdog]

Look, we only 2 games deep.
So I have to agree with Hobe, JUST SHUT THE fukk UP!
Its the same thing he told that broad in Denver
Anywayz, sure. Sure Hobe and pals lost to a team that I heard started a whale
But the mere fact Eddy fukkin Curry was allowed in the arena at all?
Then to put him on your roster?
I'm not even sure what Eddy Curry looks like these days, but I'm not trolling when I post this pic of what I envisioned...

Now if I'm not mistaken, this is a brand new Mavericks team with basically all new players and Shawn Marion who is probably 47yrs old. Vince Carter who's knees just reached 50
How the fukk did they beat LA who got Howard/Nash and opening night?
Thats a tough loss, no way around that.

BUT ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!!

So game two, you go into Portland. They lost some players too.
I heard yall still lost, but its okay. Brandon Roy and Greg Oden are all-star caliber players
They not there anymore? Well Lamarcus Alderidge I like, I'm sure he can handle Hobe/Dwight/Nash/etc by his damn self.
But when I heard some nikka named Damien Lillard. Lets say that last name again
Lil lard. Lard. Eddy Curry has a lot of lard.
I'm not sure if there is a link to that, but I'm pretty sure Portland could of started Ladell Eckles and he would of put up 20

So laker fans, tonight you play the real LA. The LA team that has winners on it
You guys can talk about championships you wasn't even alive for, or feel proud that you had overly stacked teams this decade to basically buy your championship. You didnt really earn them like say a New York Giant team.
San Francisco Giant too. You guys are used to winning THE WRONG WAY.
Now get used to losing either way, cuz your season is fukked

(Tru Story)

 

[jdubnyce]

 

[Torrential]

:kob:

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

you root for the Wiz

 

[unit321]

Uh, things are going to turn around. They are going to be better than they are now, but they might not be the top team in the West. I'm not going to put my cockmeat on that statement. That would be redonkulous right now.

 

[SituationStarter]

you laker haters are pathetic, take a deep breath and step outside fakkits

 

[Roadie pipeher]

 

[West Coast Avenger]

........

 

[Newzz]

:kobelaugh: at a Wizards fan discussing ANYTHING related to how/why someone else team lost a game.

But when I think about it, I guess you would be an expert on the art of losing games so carry on.........























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LWO

 

[Ashyneezz]

Shawn Marion who is probably 47yrs old. Vince Carter who's knees just reached 50

Lakers talmbout someones age

 

[CantStop]

Lakers talmbout someones age

Courtdog isn't a Lakers fan.

 

[I'm Chillin]

I didn't read any of that bullshyt I'm just gonna neg you off gp

 

[mastermind]

there you have it Lakers fans, expect a 20+ game winning streak this season

 

[Goatpoacher]

there you have it Lakers fans, expect a 20+ game winning streak this season

Maybe on Bingo Night.

Old c*nts.

 

[Street Knowledge]

They'll be fine.

Spurs will be the number one seed again though