I Put Myself in a Funny Predicament

[concise]

A dap for effort.

 

[Banned Account12]

you sound like a dumb bytch

now if they hit it off and live happily ever after

while you are lonely and miserable as hell

 

[Taadow]

There was this guy on my case for a few months. I quickly friendzoned him, because if I can't look into your eyes and imagine being by your side for the next 50 odd years, all grey, and possibly suffering from dementia and multiple urinary complications -- well, then, I don't want to waste my time dating you.

Poster's Commentary: To really capture the essence of my thoughts to this quote, I went looking for a clip from the ep of Boy Meets World where Cory was dating the blonde chick and she just shows up at his house after school. After she said some crazy ass chit like the above, his dad took him outside for a second and said "Nutcase?" To which Cory replied "YA THINK??" And they went right back inside...nevertheless I could not find it, so I settled for this Rush Hour clip.