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In 7th grade, this one guy kept calling me names when I met him. Realized we had the same PE teacher and period so I PISSED IN HIS LOCKER. Dirty yellow urine all over his fukking mesh shorts and P.E shirt. #SoDisrespectful
I said yo... what is the most disrespectful thing you have done?
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It happened when I went on this youth missionary trip to Pennsylvania 
long story short when we were Introducing ourselves to the youth leaders one of the leaders name was dikk 
the moment he said that I looked at my boy and I bursted out laughing uncontrollably in the man's face...what made it worst was they started praying right after the introductions and I still was laughing 
I was like round 14 at the time 
shyt was funny
long story short when we were Introducing ourselves to the youth leaders one of the leaders name was dikk the moment he said that I looked at my boy and I bursted out laughing uncontrollably in the man's face...what made it worst was they started praying right after the introductions and I still was laughing I was like round 14 at the time shyt was funny
Gym class in Middle School. This annoying, trouble starting girl was crowding me while I was shooting, acting like she was guarding me. I was sick of her and annoyed by her antics and it pushed me over the edge. I took the ball and from a few feet away throw the ball at her face full speed. Hit her spot on. One of the teachers was looking dead at me when I did it but they understood so she acted like she didn't even see it, that's how annoying this girl was.
no.
girls just wanna have funds
I once caught a boy trying to steal from my bag. I hit him over the head with a chair and called him a whore's son. We were like twelve though, so I probably went overboard with the kid... He just wanted some money for a snack.
We were like twelve though, so I probably went overboard with the kid... He just wanted some money for a snack.
In 4th grade this nikka in the next row was flicking staples at me. I tell this nikka to stop like 2x. Dumb ass nikka does it again and almost hits me in the eye. During all of this shyt happening the teacher is lecturing the class and going over spelling words and shyt. bytch is pretty much acting like nothing's going on. So I get up and walk over to this nikka and he's still . I take his spelling book off his desk with both hands and smacked this nikkas forehead so hard that he fell out his chair.
fukking teacher then had the nerve to say I should have asked for permission before I got up outta my seat.
. I take his spelling book off his desk with both hands and smacked this nikkas forehead so hard that he fell out his chair. fukking teacher then had the nerve to say I should have asked for permission before I got up outta my seat.
Cat piss martini
Veteran
I got a bad ass homegirl that this one
cat wanted bad.......problem is he thought
I was fukkin her and felt the need to salt me
around her like he was getting points.
out of the blue she hands me her phone.......I read the texts
and it's "that nikka aint that heavy" "he leasin shyt"
"fukk that bytch nikka"
I'm with my potnas hitting corners and there he is standing
outside a store with a few nikkas I know.
I dap the nikkas I know up and he goes in for a dap
and I push the nikka back......he's quiet,everybody else was
like "awww shyt"
his loud ass sister comes out the store with her finger
in my face and before I could think I slap the shyt out of
her,ask him what it is,he helps that hoe up,says she be trippin
and walked off with that hoe while nikkas laughed at him.
I hopped back in the whip and left.......
cat wanted bad.......problem is he thought
I was fukkin her and felt the need to salt me
around her like he was getting points.
out of the blue she hands me her phone.......I read the texts
and it's "that nikka aint that heavy" "he leasin shyt"
"fukk that bytch nikka"
I'm with my potnas hitting corners and there he is standing
outside a store with a few nikkas I know.
I dap the nikkas I know up and he goes in for a dap
and I push the nikka back......he's quiet,everybody else was
like "awww shyt"
his loud ass sister comes out the store with her finger
in my face and before I could think I slap the shyt out of
her,ask him what it is,he helps that hoe up,says she be trippin
and walked off with that hoe while nikkas laughed at him.
I hopped back in the whip and left.......
in the 8th grade we went on a band trip to play at universal studios. im in the room with 4 racists. they have the room and i have living room of the room (figures), so they thought it would be funny to white boy prank me and put water and toilet paper all around me while i slept.
i woke up, got a bucket of ice, threw it on them, and one boy had left his CD's out. Mind you this was when CD's were like 20 dollars apiece. he had like 50 of all that metallica, pink floyd korn shyt. Hid them shyts behind a TV, and played dumb when they asked me where they were
Revenge never felt so good
Next year, joined the football squad and started torturing them fukk cac's
i woke up, got a bucket of ice, threw it on them, and one boy had left his CD's out. Mind you this was when CD's were like 20 dollars apiece. he had like 50 of all that metallica, pink floyd korn shyt. Hid them shyts behind a TV, and played dumb when they asked me where they were
Revenge never felt so good
Next year, joined the football squad and started torturing them fukk cac's
Im still doing disrespectful shyt and I'm 35.... if I don't respect ya. It's no love round here.
Not gonna get into details tho
Not gonna get into details tho
one time when i was like 12 or 13 during a water fight in the neighborhood i was trying to get on this girl named Carla's good side so she'd let me molest her in her parents garage after, and it was working til this fakkit named Angel shoved the shyt out of me when i wasnt looking. i whiplashed and fell into some bushes 
and i wanted to cry 
but everyone was there looking like carla looking at me like 
im all tangled up in this random thorn bush mad as shyt. so i get up and pretend im going in the crib to put some bactine on my wounds. instead i took my super soaker and peed in the water container.
came out the crib like
hey angel where u at
but that fakkit had already gotten in trouble for making another kid cry and his mom had made him go inside the house
but his little brother and sister were still in the game
ended up spraying both of them with piss 
and i wanted to cry but everyone was there looking like carla looking at me like im all tangled up in this random thorn bush mad as shyt. so i get up and pretend im going in the crib to put some bactine on my wounds. instead i took my super soaker and peed in the water container.
came out the crib like
hey angel where u at
but that fakkit had already gotten in trouble for making another kid cry and his mom had made him go inside the house
but his little brother and sister were still in the game
ended up spraying both of them with piss