So I’m a bartender at the Cheesecake Factory and last night while I was working this girl walks in. She’s cute but you can tell she’s being held together with a waist trainer.
So I start making small talk and telling some corny jokes to sell these drinks and she starts giggling and shyt. I noticed she had a dead tooth and her laugh was annoying af. She told me she doesn’t really drink so I turn around to grab her a coke.
When I turn around, I see this ugly nikka walking up with his hands shaking and his eyes frantically shifting around. He sits right next to her and you can see her body language shift as she looks visibly uncomfortable. She looks at me and I put my hand under the bar where we keep a switchblade.
Just then he breaks the ice and says “Aye let me get an Incredible Hulk!” It’s just me and her at the bar and it’s quiet so I don’t know why this nikka was yelling.
I told him “sir we don’t make that…” and he said “do yall have Alize?”
I said “we have flavored ciroc…” and he says “that’s cool” and orders two red berry shots for him and the girl.
She says “oh I don’t drink!”
And he says “tonight you do” with a nasty ass smirk on his face.
So she reluctantly drinks half of the shot and keeps her hand over the glass.
I start washing up glasses and turn my back.
He starts asking her questions about her life and what she’s into and she starts talking about how she’s in school for nursing.
He then cuts her off and says “you gonna finish that drink?”
I turn my head around.
She throws back the rest of the shot and says she has to be going. I remind her of her tab and she kinda looks over at him for a couple seconds and he just stares back at her.
She then goes for her purse and he says “you know what? I don’t mind getting it for you. I just won $400 from this scratch off”
She says thank you so much and gives a half hearted smile.
He then asks if he can take her home as a thanks to him and she says she’ll just take an uber. He then pulls out 3 other crumbled $100 bills and says “I wouldn’t mind taking you by Walmart on the way home.”
She sighs, glances at me and says “…sure”
He clapped his hands, jumped up on his feet and the last thing I saw was them getting into a 2002 bmw 7 series with black out tint.
So I start making small talk and telling some corny jokes to sell these drinks and she starts giggling and shyt. I noticed she had a dead tooth and her laugh was annoying af. She told me she doesn’t really drink so I turn around to grab her a coke.
When I turn around, I see this ugly nikka walking up with his hands shaking and his eyes frantically shifting around. He sits right next to her and you can see her body language shift as she looks visibly uncomfortable. She looks at me and I put my hand under the bar where we keep a switchblade.
Just then he breaks the ice and says “Aye let me get an Incredible Hulk!” It’s just me and her at the bar and it’s quiet so I don’t know why this nikka was yelling.
I told him “sir we don’t make that…” and he said “do yall have Alize?”
I said “we have flavored ciroc…” and he says “that’s cool” and orders two red berry shots for him and the girl.
She says “oh I don’t drink!”
And he says “tonight you do” with a nasty ass smirk on his face.
So she reluctantly drinks half of the shot and keeps her hand over the glass.
I start washing up glasses and turn my back.
He starts asking her questions about her life and what she’s into and she starts talking about how she’s in school for nursing.
He then cuts her off and says “you gonna finish that drink?”
I turn my head around.
She throws back the rest of the shot and says she has to be going. I remind her of her tab and she kinda looks over at him for a couple seconds and he just stares back at her.
She then goes for her purse and he says “you know what? I don’t mind getting it for you. I just won $400 from this scratch off”
She says thank you so much and gives a half hearted smile.
He then asks if he can take her home as a thanks to him and she says she’ll just take an uber. He then pulls out 3 other crumbled $100 bills and says “I wouldn’t mind taking you by Walmart on the way home.”
She sighs, glances at me and says “…sure”
He clapped his hands, jumped up on his feet and the last thing I saw was them getting into a 2002 bmw 7 series with black out tint.
