I sent my best friend 2 movie tickets and a Valentine’s Day basket cause he’s been depressed since..

[Sad Bunny]

I sent my best friend 2 movie tickets and a Valentine’s Day basket cause he’s been depressed ever since his girl left him on Christmas


I just wanted to send him an anonymous gift cause his girlfriend of 3 years left him on Dec. 25 – the day he wanted to propose


But it’s getting weird


He asked me if I wanna go see Lion & Hidden Figures with him as a double feature


I mean – it’s tempting cause he got some ribs in the Crockpot and crab legs boiling for tonight but that’s just a little too suspect in my opinion.


What would you do brehs

 

[全能の神]

Thats nice of you op

 

[SUAJCS*93*]

But it’s getting weird


He asked me if I wanna go see Lion & Hidden Figures with him as a double feature


I mean – it’s tempting cause he got some ribs in the Crockpot and crab legs boiling for tonight but that’s just a little too suspect in my opinion.

 

[Black Cobain]

If he's your best friend go for it, two men can't be friends without people assuming they're a romantic couple and that's fukked up

 

[AlainLocke]

How is it weird that a dude that you call your best friend wanna hang out with you...

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

some ribs in the Crockpot and crab legs boiling for tonight but that’s just a little too suspect in my opinion.

But sending him a v day gift is ok in your book

 

[SUAJCS*93*]

If he's your best friend go for it, two men can't be friends without people assuming they're a romantic couple and that's fukked up

Idk breh, it's sounding like his friend might hit him with a and the water glistening all over your body type moment. Gotta be careful.

Although I do feel breh should be there breh.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Why would you anonymously send him a gift basket? I know this is one of those troll stories made up but still...that would hurt more knowing someone didn't exist.

 

[the cac mamba]

you gonna make him some buffaque wings

 

[AlainLocke]

But sending him a v day gift is ok in your book

And movie tickets anonymously...

Can't just be like..."Hey nikka you wanna watch a movie and chill on VDay since we ain't got no bytches...maybe we go to the mall and see if some bytches wanna roll with us..."

 

[Trajan]

I mean – it’s tempting cause he got some ribs in the Crockpot and crab legs boiling for tonight but that’s just a little too suspect in my opinion.

It depends. Is he using his world famous buffaque sauce recipe?

 

[Trajan]

you gonna make him some buffaque wings

damn it

 

[Entropy Fan]

Giving gifts to brehs on Valentine's ???



I'm out

 

[benjamin]

let another man be your valentine, brehs.

 

[Black Cobain]

Idk breh, it's sounding like his friend might hit him with a and the water glistening all over your body type moment. Gotta be careful.

Although I do feel breh should be there breh.

There's always the risk of someone getting all in their feelings like that, still breh, guy's hurting and shyt, maybe you gotta slap him or clock him in the jaw but still