I think my girl been on my account.

[yo moms]

no lie my girl told me this shyt last night

"whats that page you always looking at thats black and blueish"

im like thecoli.com we discuss a bunch of bullshyt

"so you a member? are there female there? whats your member name?"

i hit her with the face and gave her a fake username lol

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let me check my post history

tell her you username is yo moms

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

tell her you username is yo moms

ill use that one when its time to break up

 

[Boogie]

tell her you username is yo moms

Why would I do that

 

[phantom 4 lyfe]

She pm's asking for information. I told her I wouldn't do you dirty like that

 

[concise]

Not on mobile we don't

Then you want to wonder how you got caught.

 

[Boogie]

Then you want to wonder how you got caught.

Nobody got time for all that lol. I just jailbroke my shyt so I'm locking all my apps

 

[61 Corpses]

Then you want to wonder how you got caught.

 

[concise]

Nobody got time for all that lol. I just jailbroke my shyt so I'm locking all my apps

Time for what? The 2 seconds it takes to log out?

 

[yo moms]

Why would I do that

 

[Boogie]

She gonna know it ain't me

 

[Sterling Archer]

I let my girl work on my laptop cause hers is in for repair Monday when her office said she can work from home. Im at work using chrome and realize I use chrome at home too so I check the Devices tab and see Coli threads and facebook profiles she's on that syncing to me like . I called her quick as hell like "Clear my cookies out since my antivirus software isn't working and you are doing office work." I knew she would use the option that will delete the cookies AND saved passwords and she can't log back in without knowing my password. Im editing some old post of fukkery as we speak. I hope I caught her in time before she checked my posts here or more importantly, my inbox on FB...

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