Knuckles Red
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Before I start off, I just want to let it be known that I celebrate all of the various sexualities that exist throughout humanity and the animal kingdom. We all remember those gay penguins. Adorbz!!!<3 With that out of the way, I wanted to talk about my pet hamster. As some of you may know, I have a Syrian hamster, named Priscilla, that I purchased 1.5 years ago to keep me company during the lockdown. Over the past few months, however, I’ve been noticing some behavioral patterns that have me a bit…confused. Firstly, every time I come into my room, nude, after having taken a shower and dry off…Priscilla will run out of his igloo and gaze at me while I dry off. If you know anything about hamsters then you know that they are nocturnal…and so why is Priscilla up in the middle of the day staring at my beans and cornbread? Also, whenever I take Priscilla out of his cage, and pet him, I notice he starts humping my hand. Its very odd, and he doesn’t do it to my female masseuse’s hand when she comes over and pets him, after she’s done giving me my full body massage. Finally, its the way he drinks water out of his water bottle. So passionate. So deep in his throat. Its like an oral fixation. I’m concerned because hamsters only live for 2-3 years on average. I want Priscilla to know that he is loved, and that I accept him for who he is. I don’t want him to die in the closet. Does anyone here have a gay pet? Maybe a gay dog, or a gay cat? Were you able to make them feel at ease about their sexuality/identity? Please help me.
