I think the coli is making me evil in real life

[Standing on business]

This is a story of a man and his wife that have been trying to have a baby for the past 17 years. she has already had four miscarriages. she suprised him with a positive pregnancy test and told him she 19 weeks. The man busted out in tears of joy and excitement, and the first thing that I said was damn its going to really suck when he finds out its not his . My girlfriend looked at me and asked what the hell his wrong with me and why would I say somthing like that.... I blame the coli



Couple Tried For 17 Years to Have a Baby, Husband Has the Best Reaction to Learning Wife is Pregnant

 

[PeridotPuss]

Should I be laughing?????

***And the coli only brought my hidden etherous powers to the forefront nikkas even block me on dating sites now***

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I saw my wife putting a flat iron to my daughters hair and was like:

"Your gonna turn her into a bedwench "

She just looked at me like

I just kept it moving

 

[Kitsch]

 

[Pifferry]

I saw my wife putting a flat iron to my daughters hair and was like:

"Your gonna turn her into a bedwench "

She just looked at me like

I just kept it moving

Spoiler

I hope she does end up with a white man just so you can confront your issue :James:

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Spoiler

I hope she does end up with a white man just so you can confront your issue :James:

And whats my issue

 

[Groanman]

Lady: "Ain't I fat?"

Dude:

Lady: "That's why I couldn't lose weight."

Dude:

 

[Pifferry]

And whats my issue

Using an antiquated slur referring to black women forced into relationships with their slave masters.
Using that slur to refer to something your daughter may be.
Not accepting the normalcy of it in 2015 and realizing the fight is useless.

 

[Action Mike]

this website is stressful

I used to be happy go lucky

 

[Sierra Mist]

Im just waiting for the day i hear a black dude refer to whites as cacs in real life.

 

[Mowgli]

My wife brought home a snoopy doll for my son

I barked on her like don't bring another goddamn white doll in this house

 

[LEEeveryday]

You really do have to have a backbone to roam these coli streets.

Stand firm...A lot of betas pretend to be alphas in the confines of there own homes...

 

[iBrowse]

I saw my wife putting a flat iron to my daughters hair and was like:

"Your gonna turn her into a bedwench "

She just looked at me like

I just kept it moving

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Using an antiquated slur referring to black women forced into relationships with their slave masters.
Using that slur to refer to something your daughter may be.
Not accepting the normalcy of it in 2015 and realizing the fight is useless.

 

[A1aaa]

Using an antiquated slur referring to black women forced into relationships with their slave masters.
Using that slur to refer to something your daughter may be.
Not accepting the normalcy of it in 2015 and realizing the fight is useless.

Folks, this is what we call a Freudian slip.

This idiot is truly insufferable.