I think there is something living in my house

[Billie Jean]

Let's see what it stole...

Some lotion
Some hot dogs
And a speaker

*gasp*

It's a coli breh!

 

[Jean Jacket]

Go watch The Watcher on Netflix.

Make sure you do that shyt right before bed.

 

[TEH]

Don’t tell anyone else this … you could be seen as crazy.

Get a HiDDEN camera

 

[Elle Seven]

Your husband is gaslighting you.

I've seen people do this to be mean to their spouse or family member.

They hide stuff, move things around etc.

Put a camera up.

Ill admit, it has crossed my mind at times my husband just doesn't want to admit he was the culprit

When I saw that speaker sitting on the table this morning, I immediately asked if he had brought it down with him and he said no.

Him trolling me explains everything but the shaking bed though.

 

[weather so breezy]

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Ghost stealin weenies and lotion?

He definitely ain’t haunting Harlem.

 

[Elle Seven]

There is another woman that lives under your bed. When you leave, she steals your hotdogs, lotion, and husband…

 

[Elle Seven]

Live in Amittyville Long Island brehettes

Ain't no bleeding walls over here. I don't want any of those problems

 

[Complexion]

Read my posts here:

The afterlife is some real shyt

Afterlife is real I’m reincarnated, don’t ask me how I know. I just know I had a past life and made deliberate Decision to come back and fix something only problem I don’t know what thing I should be fixing maybe it’s myself or someone else only God knows at this point How do you know?

www.thecoli.com

 

[Jean Jacket]

Ill admit, it has crossed my mind at times my husband just doesn't want to admit he was the culprit

When I saw that speaker sitting on the table this morning, I immediately asked if he had brought it down with him and he said no.

Him trolling me explains everything but the shaking bed though.

You fukkin with us now...shaking bed?

Breh is slipping edibles in your breakfast.

 

[Elle Seven]

You fukkin with us now...shaking bed?

Breh is slipping edibles in your breakfast.

I say with confidence, save for alcohol and Rx, I've never taken drugs in my life.

Admittedly, the only reason I'm not eyeing my spouse is because stuff like this is common on my mama's side of the family.

 

[MajesticLion]

Fling some rum that had Moruga Scorpion peppers soaking in it for like three months in every corner of the house; that will sort itself right out.



Godspeed, citizen

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Someone do a spin thread. I'm too lazy right now.

 

[OliviaTwist]

Why do the speaker lotion and hot dogs scare you but not the shaking bed?