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S/O to Tamara "Firefly" Humphries for bringing Bobby Lashley's White Boy Summer to the mat. You can literally hear The Ancestors sing from Heaven when Firefly steps into the circle.
Hopefully, she decides to transition into pro wrestling one day, because brehette is a killer!
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Aminata vs. Firefly, book it!
 

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Moxley, Keep the family away :picard:
She'd give Moxley flashbacks of that gas station attendant. That whole tough guy act would go out the window, and Moz would hit the
a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a tv screen that says sky on it

IMMEDIATELY!!!
 

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Story Time!!!
Jon Moxley goes on tv every week and tries to cosplay that he's the baddest man in the world. Unfortunately for him, there's video of him getting his ass beat by a Domino's delivery driver:

Somebody posted Mox's real fight record in one of these threads, and dude is something like 2-99. Straight up Glass Joe status!
Btw, those two wins were apparently against the same opponent. Dude couldn't beat an egg!
 
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Jon Moxley goes on tv every week and tries to cosplay that he's the baddest man in the world. Unfortunately for him, there's video of him getting his ass beat by a Domino's delivery driver:

Somebody posted Mox's real fight record in one of these threads, and dude is something like 2-99. Straight up Glass Joe status!
Btw, those two wins were apparently against the same opponent. Dude couldn't beat an egg!

Where would you even go to look up this alleged fight win-loss record?
 

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Where would you even go to look up this alleged fight win-loss record?
a cartoon character from nickelodeon 's the fairly oddparents

Wikipedia, maybe? I don't remember who posted the record, or which thread it was in. I don't even know if Moxley "fights" in a real league.
I do know that a few podcasters made a big deal of Mox winning an amateur competition in his friend's dojo a year or.so ago. I guess you could give him credit for that, but everybody in that tourney was probably a scrub.
 
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