I always thought p*ssy should never be turned down and you should always fukk it despite the circumstances because p*ssy is p*ssy and a nut is a nut. Ill put this out for the trolls that might think they know me but yes I got a girl, and right now her and I are not on good terms so I'm doing me....with that being said I went on POF just to test the waters and see if I can still easily get p*ssy off that site and I came across this chic I trolled awhile back and decided to try again. This time my convo game was on point, I thought, and I got into her head and sparked her curiosity and ended up pulling her within minutes versus the previous time she was playing hard to get. She was very real, cool chic, and had a nice athletic body. I made a thread about it, but anyway, that same day, same night she said she wanted to meet up. Initially we made plans to hangout at the club while I worked and have the bartenders hook her up but she don't drink and didn't feel like being hit on my dudes all night. SO any way I was reluctant at first so I invited her back to the house. To give you an idea of what she is like just think Lisa Bonet with the light complexion, ring in her nose, dreads, same type hippie Lenny Kravitz fashion/rasta/ natural /veganistic lifestyle, natural sista etc....get the picture? Anyway after talking to her I found out she Jamaican and mother is white. She don't get along with females cause they hate on her, drama and some other family issues. All that she told me went in one ear and out the other cuz I really didn't give a fukk. I just wanted the p*ssy. She said she liked my realness, honesty and my looks and wanted to be held by my strong arms her despite us just meeting. I told her yeah we can do all that come over and lets Netflix and chill but first give me a few to clean up and shower, she said she will do the same but she was gonna smoke some weed to help her relax. My cleanup was basically my basement mancave/ office area and I just moved the pullout sofa bed in the room and threw some IKEA pillows around to make it look comfortable, hooked the Xbox up with the Netflix account on it to the flatscreen, put in the red light bulbs in the lamps and lit some incense. While cleaning up she was texting "you ready?", "whats taking so long? etc" I told her its just 6:30, I was expecting to hook up around 9 since I'm not going to work tonight but she replied that she "aint the Queen of Sheba so all that cleaning is not necessary" to which I replied "i wanna make you comfortable 
". So like 30 mins go by and she text back "I'm beginning to get nervous", so I called her on the phone, she stated that she thinks I'm over here setting up video cameras to tape her. 
I said "nah I wasn't and don't be p-noid " she then began to tell me about he last experience meeting someone where they kidnapped her and didn't let her out the car and another time she met some jamaican dude who was into wearing women's wigs where they went wig shopping and is very leery about going thru that again 
. Im like WTF at this point but my dikk was saying "still invite her over and fuk that Lisa Bonet p*ssy B", so I listen to my dikk and told her to still come and if needs be she can take a UBER instead of walking (she lives close). So I talked her into still coming and reassured her I aint video taping her to which she replied " I want you to make me feel good", I'm like "yeah whatever, I got you".
So to to speed this story up, she comes over, I met her outside, hugged and brought her inside the mancave. She came in and sat on ground crisscross applesauce style on the floor by the big pillows and Im like
yo you can sit on the couch and make yourself at home. She had her dreads in a bun like
I turned on Netflix and picked some movie, I really didn't care which one. It must of been something like Zombieland or some bullshyt on Netflix. I told her the sofa pulls out to a bed so we can lay down and got the fluffy blankets to stay warm. So to speed this up some more , we now in the bed and she got hella clothes on, like some Jesus outfit with sheets/ drapes and waist necklaces attached to her pierced bellybutton, big ass necklace and leggings and more Jesus drapes and some shyt that look like a baby's one piece with the snap crotch. Im now holding her in my arms, she on my chest and we watching Zombieland or some shyt and not even 2 minutes into the movie she grabs my dikk and says "oh no, this aint gonna work I'm too small for this". She then goes back and feel my dikk again, so i put her hands inside my draws for a better feel and I roll over and kiss her neck. When I kissed her neck I saw a bandaid on her chest but I figured it was a cut or pimple so I keep kissing and whipped out a titty 
She had the perfect C-cup titties with nipples that felt like pencil erasers and small areoles (thank GOD). I whipped out both titties and go to work sucking them and she squirming and moaning while jerking my dikk. I ripped pass her Jesus drapes and got pass the baby one piece and felt the skin of her soft ass and the thong she was wearing kinda like this
We took a quick break while she took her dreads out the bun, she had long ass dreads and it look something like this
She also took off her clothes which prompted me to take all of mine off but she kept her draws on. We get back to kissing and I'm sucking her t*ts and she stops again and says "I'm scared you gonna hurt me with that and I'm allergic to latex but I brought my own non-latex".
SIDEBAR: When a chic tells you she allergic to latex it can mean one of two things, 1. She fukks raw 2. Has had vaginal issues or still going thru them issues
So yaw know how i do I'm like
she want me to hit raw and imma nut all in Lisa Bonet....so I open up her legs to take her draws off then she stops me again and ask
"is your hands clean, I'm gonna need you to wash them but wait let me go pee first, where your bathroom ". So she gets up and walks to the bathroom and I'm like well damn
, she come back and i go wash my hands. Now we back in the bed and I'm like
. So we back to kissing then she stops again and says, "you probably wondering why I got this bandaid on my chest" , I was like "yeah"...she said she will keep it real and started crying while saying" I am not supposed to be here, I was grazed by a bullet at a party in Brooklyn and its still healing" So now I'm like even more . I got the red bulbs in so I am now seeing this chic got hella tattoos, i am not sure but think I seen one that said "thuglife". So she began to tell me about the incident and my dikk going soft at this moment. So while she telling me her story I put my hands in her panties and started feeling around her p*ssy (just incase, nahmean). Her Jamaican accent was in full patois right then and Lisa Bonet started to look like Patra
. So now I'm like DONE!, 
, her story killed it, I started to watch Zombieland and paid less attention to this chic in the bed. She sensed it and put her clothes back on and I put my clothes back on ready to show her the door. She looked at me and was like "I'm sorry I turned you off but I can make it up to you by either doing one of the two, recite a spoken word poem or dance for you". So I was like
, and in my head I was like "fuk your poem bytch, dance bytch dance"...so she was like "ok my king, put on some Vybz (Vybz Kartel) so I got Youtube app out streamed it to the TV and put this on
and danced for me for like
. Whole time I'm like
cause she could dance her ass off, she hopped up on my lap and gave me a lap dance but I was still turned off. So after the song finish I showed her the door, told her to keep warm outside walking and
. I am so glad I didn't fukk this chic. My spider senses was on fleek with this chic
Part II to this tale:
- she text me at 3 am in the morning to ask if she can come back and make me "feel good". She willing to walk the mean streets of Newark by her cute self at 3 am in the morn for some dikk
- she been texting me weird shyt about her roommates stealing her food and clothes
- she texting me about peeing to avoid UTI and some other shyt going on with her p*ssy
@General Mills @Peter Vecsey @Wild self
". So like 30 mins go by and she text back "I'm beginning to get nervous", so I called her on the phone, she stated that she thinks I'm over here setting up video cameras to tape her. I said "nah I wasn't and don't be p-noid " she then began to tell me about he last experience meeting someone where they kidnapped her and didn't let her out the car and another time she met some jamaican dude who was into wearing women's wigs where they went wig shopping and is very leery about going thru that again . Im like WTF at this point but my dikk was saying "still invite her over and fuk that Lisa Bonet p*ssy B", so I listen to my dikk and told her to still come and if needs be she can take a UBER instead of walking (she lives close). So I talked her into still coming and reassured her I aint video taping her to which she replied " I want you to make me feel good", I'm like "yeah whatever, I got you".So to to speed this story up, she comes over, I met her outside, hugged and brought her inside the mancave. She came in and sat on ground crisscross applesauce style on the floor by the big pillows and Im like
yo you can sit on the couch and make yourself at home. She had her dreads in a bun like
She had the perfect C-cup titties with nipples that felt like pencil erasers and small areoles (thank GOD). I whipped out both titties and go to work sucking them and she squirming and moaning while jerking my dikk. I ripped pass her Jesus drapes and got pass the baby one piece and felt the skin of her soft ass and the thong she was wearing kinda like this
She also took off her clothes which prompted me to take all of mine off but she kept her draws on. We get back to kissing and I'm sucking her t*ts and she stops again and says "I'm scared you gonna hurt me with that and I'm allergic to latex but I brought my own non-latex".SIDEBAR: When a chic tells you she allergic to latex it can mean one of two things, 1. She fukks raw 2. Has had vaginal issues or still going thru them issues
So yaw know how i do I'm like
she want me to hit raw and imma nut all in Lisa Bonet....so I open up her legs to take her draws off then she stops me again and ask"is your hands clean, I'm gonna need you to wash them but wait let me go pee first, where your bathroom ". So she gets up and walks to the bathroom and I'm like well damn
. So we back to kissing then she stops again and says, "you probably wondering why I got this bandaid on my chest" , I was like "yeah"...she said she will keep it real and started crying while saying" I am not supposed to be here, I was grazed by a bullet at a party in Brooklyn and its still healing" So now I'm like even more . I got the red bulbs in so I am now seeing this chic got hella tattoos, i am not sure but think I seen one that said "thuglife". So she began to tell me about the incident and my dikk going soft at this moment. So while she telling me her story I put my hands in her panties and started feeling around her p*ssy (just incase, nahmean). Her Jamaican accent was in full patois right then and Lisa Bonet started to look like Patra
, her story killed it, I started to watch Zombieland and paid less attention to this chic in the bed. She sensed it and put her clothes back on and I put my clothes back on ready to show her the door. She looked at me and was like "I'm sorry I turned you off but I can make it up to you by either doing one of the two, recite a spoken word poem or dance for you". So I was like, and in my head I was like "fuk your poem bytch, dance bytch dance"...so she was like "ok my king, put on some Vybz (Vybz Kartel) so I got Youtube app out streamed it to the TV and put this on
cause she could dance her ass off, she hopped up on my lap and gave me a lap dance but I was still turned off. So after the song finish I showed her the door, told her to keep warm outside walking and
Part II to this tale:
- she text me at 3 am in the morning to ask if she can come back and make me "feel good". She willing to walk the mean streets of Newark by her cute self at 3 am in the morn for some dikk
- she been texting me weird shyt about her roommates stealing her food and clothes
- she texting me about peeing to avoid UTI and some other shyt going on with her p*ssy
@General Mills @Peter Vecsey @Wild self
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was a big fan of those condoms
