I want to be a side nikka.

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Like for real I just wanna fukk, so peep the story.
Met shorty at my job, I thought she feeling a nikka cuz ya know she was staring at me hard each time I spoke to my manager and she was near like I could always sense her looking at a nikka, and shyt I know she like what she seeing since im a 8.9 on a bad day nah mean?

Anyways I started talking to her n shyt and she tells me she got a boyfriend, well nah this other nikka came and I swear he tried to cock block a nikka. Iono if he did yall tell me, so I go sit next to her and this nikka looks at me smilling and shyt nodding his head like :obama: you like em lightskinned huh and all that in my head im like :snoop::noah::pacspit: wtf is wrong with chu nikka leave me alone
then she comes out and says she got a boyfriend:beli:

anywways im sure she still feeling a nikka so how should a nikka go about being a side nikka?
I admit my game is not on that level to get at a girl while she with a nikka:manny:
Coli brehs help yo boy.
like I dont care if she wants to stay with dude I just want to hit,(i mean it be cool if she wanted us to be an item but yeah man...)
 

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Errrr... Why be a side nikka and have to deal with her on not just her time, but her AND her man's schedule?

Fukk dat, there's MANY single women out there, find one you can do ya thing with on YOUR time, play-bwoy :bldsport:
 

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call @Yung Yogurt he wouldn't mind having u as a side piece
Hold up homie, don't be volunteering me like I'm some sort of sexual predator. I got standards my nig. He gotta have a fat meat noodle and gotta be lightskin. I got a ton of darkbutts on the side at the moment. I need some redbone booty in the rotation, ya diggaroni nigggaroni?
 
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i dont know why you nikkas knock this side nikka shyt... its the perfect hustle

you're not responsible for anything , yet you get all the benefits..

i mean think about it..you're not obligated to give her gifts to celebrate anything, but she's obligated to give you thinks when its your birthday or other event in your life.
she only calls yu when she's in the mood to get fukked..she starts getting on that bytching shyt ? you kick her out the crib, thats her main nikkas problem to deal with her when she's on her period or whatever other bullshyt female be on.
she 's making a trip out of state on some business shyt? she'll probably give you a call to accompany her while her man is at home doing whatever sucker shyt boyfriends do..you're in vegas playing slots and banging her guts out in between.

its really the ideal arrangement for brothas that dont give two fukks about that emotional side of a relationship.

the only downside i can think of is once in a while you might have to duck a couple of hot ones coming in your direction..cuz you know these nikkas get a lil sensitive when they find out their girl has a side dikk.

Other than that...shyt seems perfect to me.
 
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Just man up and strap ya nuts on and tell her straight up that you understand she gotta man, but you'd like to be her friend, if she give you the number you control your on destiny, if she doesnt then she prolly really into her nikka.
 

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i dont know why you nikkas knock this side nikka shyt... its the perfect hustle

you're not responsible for anything , yet you get all the benefits..

i mean think about it..you're not obligated to give her gifts to celebrate anything, but she's obligated to give you thinks when its your birthday or other event in your life.
she only calls yu when she's in the mood to get fukked..she starts getting on that bytching shyt ? you kick her out the crib, thats her main nikkas problem to deal with her when she's on her period or whatever other bullshyt female be on.
she 's making a trip out of state on some business shyt? she'll probably give you a call to accompany her while her man is at home doing whatever sucker shyt boyfriends do..you're in vegas playing slots and banging her guts out in between.

its really the ideal arrangement for brothas that dont give two fukks about that emotional side of a relationship.
yeah i mean all that is good but this might get me fukked up.
shyt I gotta step my game up.
 
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