I was cockblocked by the Texas National Guard

[beezy]

Yep, you heard it. A whole unit came together to make sure i aint get no buns.

I was in Kansas City for a military exercise (as were a bunch of other units from around the country), and me and my boys hit up a bar nearby the last night. There was a cute ass curly haired shorty with a FAT ol' ass there so of course i start kickin it to her.

Her peoples decided they wanted to leave (2 or 3 dudes, a girl and her lame cac bf) and shorty was just like "its cool, i'll meet up with yall later" cuz she wanted to stay with me. They were not having it. The hatin ass dudes she was with (who my boys noticed had been watching me from across the room on some while i was chillin with her) were like "No, you have to leave with us." The main guy obviously liked her, i noticed him hangin around her but clearly he was friendzoned. She's just like "dafuq? im a grown ass woman, i can do whatever i want" and more of them gather around us. Mind you im just sittin there like the whole time as they argue about this dumb shyt. My boys started comin to the mix too to make sure im good. Her one friend was even saying "Ok, well if she does stay, ima need your information (name,hotel,phone number, unit, etc) im just like FOH Her lame cac bf whos an officer then got involved and this situation became too hot for no reason. So i dipped.

I hope one of you nyggas are coli posters and see this hatin ass nyggas

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Yep, you heard it. A whole unit came together to make sure i aint get no buns.

I was in Kansas City for a military exercise (as were a bunch of other units from around the country), and me and my boys hit up a bar nearby the last night. There was a cute ass curly haired shorty with a FAT ol' ass there so of course i start kickin it to her.

Her peoples decided they wanted to leave (2 or 3 dudes, a girl and her lame cac bf) and shorty was just like "its cool, i'll meet up with yall later" cuz she wanted to stay with me. They were not having it. The hatin ass dudes she was with (who my boys noticed had been watching me from across the room on some while i was chillin with her) were like "No, you have to leave with us." The main guy obviously liked her, i noticed him hangin around her but clearly he was friendzoned. She's just like "dafuq? im a grown ass woman, i can do whatever i want" and more of them gather around us. Mind you im just sittin there like the whole time as they argue about this dumb shyt. My boys started comin to the mix too to make sure im good. Her one friend was even saying "Ok, well if she does stay, ima need your information (name,hotel,phone number, unit, etc) im just like FOH Her lame cac bf whos an officer then got involved and this situation became too hot for no reason. So i dipped.

I hope one of you nyggas are coli posters and see this hatin ass nyggas

OK...so you never had a chance then.

Just say that next time

 

[beezy]

OK...so you never had a chance then.

Just say that next time

No. her friend's bf. not hers

 

[The 2020 New Member]

You still had all them fine men in uniform around you so I really don't see what the issue is.

 

[NSSVO]

OK...so you never had a chance then.

Just say that next time

Those guys make things too real breh.

But I feel you OP, it's weird to me too. It's just a lot these nikkas didn't grow up in the same scenario. I used to get hella mad about nikkas throwing MAD salt about me to a female, then I just realized just to push through.

 

[PullOutGawd]

So how many drinks did you buy her before she left?

On a serious note, I feel your pain.. That ether​

 

[beezy]

So how many drinks did you buy her before she left?

On a serious note, I feel your pain.. That ether​

Luckily, none haha

 

[Ricky Church]

yeah, clear case of dude liking girl more than she likes him so he got jealous and wanted to show out in front of his friends when she started with another dude.