I was stared down and lip synced by a gay dude over Beyoncé's "Party"

[Buckeye Fever]

I'm mindin my own business, about to get gas, and on the pump to the right of me was a wrangler jeep wit 2 girls and a dude in it. I get out the ride and i hear the dude say "MMM! GIRRRRRRRL!"

I think nothin of it and start pumpin'.

Then he says "bytch, turn that UP!", and starts singin along "I TOLD MY GIRLS YOU CAN GET IT!"

He and the 2 females start laughin like

Then, dude gets a serious look on his face and looks dead at me and starts lip syncin' "SO IN LUUUUUUUUIV.......I'LL GIVE IT ALL AWAAAAYYY. JUST DONT TELL NOBODY TOMOROOOOWWWWW" and finished it off by biting his lower lip


I just stood there like


I been playin this shyt all morning at work

 

[Mad Good Dro]

Be attractive to other men brehs.

#uglygang don't have these problems.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

It must be rough when you wanna make friends but a man is actually luring your into a false friendship so he can have at your buns.

It's so demonic, friends.

 

[eufemism]

what's up with all your stories being about fakkits lately

 

[Neuromancer]

Buckeye if all these stories are true I have some bad news.

 

[Yah-Yah]

And you made eye contact back and let that man finish

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

Plat thread

 

[dc007]

@Buckeye Fever why did a gay dude singing this song have you playing it on repeat all day

 

[MIKE SPLEAN]

Cool story breh

 

[AlainLocke]

nikka you looked back at him like

Gay nikka looking into your eyes like

U know you got in his car and gave up the bussy

 

[Tetsuo]

You have a weird life

 

[Caligula]

I feel like your coming out on here is a open secret.

 

[Leasy]

@Buckeye Fever not feeling this story breh I mean you made sure you made eye contact with the guy that's not good at all breh you don't be looking at these flames in their eyes breh

 

[Clayton Endicott]

. Such a waste of a fire ass beat . I had to download the instrumental. Can't deal with all that screeching and shyt . Anybody from the beehive got something to say pull up

 

[Buckeye Fever]

@Buckeye Fever not feeling this story breh I mean you made sure you made eye contact with the guy that's not good at all breh you don't be looking at these flames in their eyes breh

I'll give anybody the benefit of the doubt. Im not the type to be homophobic, but no one is more extra wit it than gay black dudes. And black women love to encourage them.

Black women will have a gay friend and if that gay friend likes a dude who is obviously straight, the Black women will still be like "GIRL, GO AFTER HIM! HE MIGHT LIKE YOU!"