I was @ the corner store waiting on my ____

[TheJet]

Please add on your crazy/fukked up late night store run stories.

I was in the bodega late night on a Tuesday waiting on pa to make my chop cheese when the shortest drunkest Mexican I've ever seen stumbled in with a busted lip babbling something about a chicken sandwich and putos. I'm just minding my neck when 3 model looking European girls Walk In and started speaking some foreign cave language. 1 of em was sexy af tho. Anyway apparently the guy who the Mexican dude had beef with camr up in the store starting shyt again.
Ol boy started yellng bust him in the head with a soda can and ran out the door.
We all just looked at each other. Got home, the chop wasn't bad.

 

[melraH]

Coming back from the gym I was at the store waiting for my salsalito turkey sandwich. Store was obvious muslims dudes they was cool too . Anyways a very obnoxious zionist old ass cac lady walks in and is browsing around not buying shyt any ways one of the store clerks goes to a lil back room to start his prayers he gets on his knees and starts to pray.

the old cac ask the clerk at the front but with a very jokerish tone and grin ala

"oh wow that is such a beautiful song"
" what song is that that he is singing its soo beautiful".

The front clerk just looked at her and yelled at her full blast.

HE IS PRAYING YOU WHITE DEVIL GET OUT OF OUR STORE YOU DEVIL.

I just looked at him like

He apologized to me and later explained they from Palestine and the Zionist always like to come around and disturb them doing lil annoying things to set them off specially during their prayer times Was a nice Gas Station /Store in a very affluent area in Long Island. I actually ran into a couple celebrities there on the late night tip including the man, myth and Legend Busta Rhymes but that's a story for another day kIds.

 

[Complexion]

including the man, myth and Legend Busta Rhymes

When threads become reality.

 

[Stir Fry]

Coming back from the gym I was at the store waiting for my salsalito turkey sandwich. Store was obvious muslims dudes they was cool too . Anyways a very obnoxious zionist old ass cac lady walks in and is browsing around not buying shyt any ways one of the store clerks goes to a lil back room to start his prayers he gets on his knees and starts to pray.

the old cac ask the clerk at the front but with a very jokerish tone and grin ala

"oh wow that is such a beautiful song"
" what song is that that he is singing its soo beautiful".

The front clerk just looked at her and yelled at her full blast.

HE IS PRAYING YOU WHITE DEVIL GET OUT OF OUR STORE YOU DEVIL.

I just looked at him like

He apologized to me and later explained they from Palestine and the Zionist always like to come around and disturb them doing lil annoying things to set them off specially during their prayer times Was a nice Gas Station /Store in a very affluent area in Long Island. I actually ran into a couple celebrities there on the late night tip including the man, myth and Legend Busta Rhymes but that's a story for another day kIds.

Damn, that dude really is never at home

dont busta have kids WTF Dude is never Home

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