I went on a double date but only paid for me n my homeboys meal

[BrothaZay]

I asked this girl on a date n she finely agree. She comes up wit the idea to bring her homegirl. So I'm like ill bring my homeboy. They agree.

We get there n we talking n she like "just cuz a njgga spend money on me or take me on a date don't mean I owe him anything"

I'm like ok noted.


When we were finished I asked for two Checcs.

Waiter comes bacc I tell him "no put me and his meal together I'm only paying for him "

They looked at me like I just paid n left

 

[scarlxrd]

 

[Rell84shots]

I asked this girl on a date n she finely agree. She comes up wit the idea to bring her homegirl. So I'm like ill bring my homeboy. They agree.

We get there n we talking n she like "just cuz a njgga spend money on me or take me on a date don't mean I owe him anything"

I'm like ok noted.


When we were finished I asked for two Checcs.

Waiter comes bacc I tell him "no put me and his meal together I'm only paying for him "

They looked at me like I just paid n left

They looked at you like because you paid for another man's meal

 

[KOOL-AID]

Hoh I respect it bytch literally tld you she just wanted food a simp wld have paid for her meal

 

[Doobie Doo]

Story fake but hilarious.

 

[DJSmooth]

This story ain't real but you got me ending my work day with a laugh dap+rep

 

[horizon]

why do you replace your k's with c's

 

[the cool]

Goat

 

[Diondon]

 

[KOOL-AID]

Dble shytty servers

 

[No Homo]

 

[Marco Andretti]

Lol here's another one for Charlemagne to steal too


I'll just make a hashtag #Charlemagne so it will be easier for him to steal .

 

[VelourSocks]

this nikka stay having me in tears with the fukkery

 

[shutterguy]

I asked this girl on a date n she finely agree. She comes up wit the idea to bring her homegirl. So I'm like ill bring my homeboy. They agree.

We get there n we talking n she like "just cuz a njgga spend money on me or take me on a date don't mean I owe him anything"

I'm like ok noted.


When we were finished I asked for two Checcs.

Waiter comes bacc I tell him "no put me and his meal together I'm only paying for him "

They looked at me like I just paid n left

Everything changed from that point on..........

 

[Voice of Reason]

Lol here's another one for Charlemagne to steal too


I'll just make a hashtag #Charlemagne so it will be easier for him to steal .

Charlemagne lurks on the coli?