I will never let my girlfriend hear me take a shyt

[CourtesyFlush]

Here's my dilemma brehs. Got a girlfriend, got a small apartment with one bathroom. She's always over, which is cool until it's doo doo time. Here's the problem. I take loud, aggressive, stinky ass, sometimes VIOLENT shyts..and very often. If she hears one of them, she will leave me for a guy who doesn't paint the bowl with diarrhea every time. What's a man to do? Come share in my pain brehs

 

[Dont@Me]

You made that username just to make THIS post?

 

[Fill Collins]

My girlfriend shyts on my chest, we're freaky like that

 

[Doobie Doo]

I take loud, aggressive, stinky ass, sometimes VIOLENT shyts..and very often.

I could tell that when you made this thread.

 

[CourtesyFlush]

My girlfriend shyts on my chest, we're freaky like that

If I did that to her I'd drown her

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

If you can’t be yourself in front of your lady then she aint the one for you. My lady comes in the bathroom while im doing it and strikes a match off the side of my beard and waves the stink off

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Your guts

Your toilet

 

[RickyDiBiase]

, which is cool until it's doo doo time.

Boy if you don't take yo ass to the bathroom and take a shyt.

 

[feelosofer]

If your girl can't chill with you while you are on the toilet or vice versa. It's not real.

But also you might want to get yourself checked out chief.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Improve your diet you savage

 

[Robert California]

OP:


OP Girl:


OP:


OP Girl: *Leaves


OP:

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Put a TV near the bathroom and turn it up

 

[beenz]

run the shower when ur gonna have a violent shyt and then hop right in afterwards

 

[OneManGang]

I’ve NEVER had a shorty be turned off by me taking a dump, even the ones I just met and they just started hanging with me.

Imagine being uncomfortable in your spot to impress a bytch . Be a man breh. Release the contents of your batty peacefully and without shame and if she don’t like it get another girl

 

[Commish]

OP..

Come on dude...

Everyone gotta boo boo! When you go to the , close the and handle ya business! I'm sure you got a TV or where she can entertain herself while you are in the bathroom.

But, a woman willing to leave you due to how you move your bowels already got one out the anyway..*shrugs*