Nah my boss who is effing rich goes to Costa Rica and bangs whores like twice a year. He always tells me to go with him.Beware of Reddit ducktales, but enjoy the story anyway:
My love life consists of either flying to London for a long weekend with a four pack of Korean hookers or, alternately, fukking the neighborhood MILFs and their daughters/sisters.
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I decided that I wanted more control over how I was living, and so, I bought the farm. I raise chickens, pigs, and rabbits for meat and I supplement that with hunting deer & turkey.