I Would Never Date A Girl Who...

[Perpetual Beast]

Help me out with a few yall...ill get the ball rollin tho nh



-I would never date a girl who can dunk

-I would never date a girl who hates her father or had an absence of a strong male figure in her life

-that drinks herself half retarded every week

-that hangs out on a forum full of guys (obvious hoe alert for sure)

-posts food pictures on IG

-has overweight parents

-has stone cold steve austin, hhh, or john cena posters on her wall

-says "dude" or cusses way too much



What are some for yall?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

---has a kid if i didnt have one under 25

---has a shytty mom

---eats crappy
---was thick in in her 20's (goes downhill after a baby, i failed at this )

 

[london]

Breaks my ankles with a killer crossover

 

[aXiom]

Is not proud of her natural hair

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Who used to have a penis

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Breaks my ankles with a killer crossover

I'd wife her up so quick. My fadeaway with her crossover, our kid would be the next Latrell Spreewell

 

[Vandelay]

- Can't hold a job or isn't in school.

 

[london]

I'd wife her up so quick. My fadeaway with her crossover, our kid would be the next Latrell Spreewell

But if she can't find the alley-oop, I don't want to know her

 

[The ADD]

Nothing good will come from this

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

Has animal print tattoos

 

[↓R↑LYB]

But if she can't find the alley-oop, I don't want to know her

I don't want no broad with any recessive assist genes

My progeny will be a ball hog of the worst order. He gonna have Kobe saying he should pass more

 

[Shameonyou]

---has a kid if i didnt have one under 25

---has a shytty mom

---eats crappy
---was thick in in her 20's (goes downhill after a baby, i failed at this )

thats why I only get in LTR with petite women

 

[mamba]

--who lives with her parents

I can make an exception for women who have single mothers, because you may be able to double dip.

But, when it's mother, father, siblings and shyt in the same household, that shyt is mad awkward.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

-has stone cold steve austin, hhh, or john cena posters on her wall

yet these ratchet hoes worship Stevie J, Nikko, and the rest of them negroids

 

[DaddyTime]

-I would never date a girl who hates her father or had an absence of a strong male figure in her life

-that drinks herself half retarded every week