IDGAF if its a kid's party, Dont invite motherfukkers if youre not gonna have any alcohol there

[flea]

Im 26 years old with no fukking kids, WHY THE FUKK would u invite me to your kid's fukking party if there aint gonna be shyt there for adults? I dont need strippers or a keg but how bout a nice bottle of Dimple Pinch while the fellas converse? I'm sitting there eating shyt twiddling my thumbs watching kids play and adults bored out of their fukking minds. shyt is so gay. I guarantee i'm only getting invited to these fukking things cause i break bread and show love with the gifts. And there aint NO HOES at these things. Everyone's either twice my age or ten years younger than me.

 

[Smoke]

Im 26 years old with no fukking kids, WHY THE FUKK would u invite me to your kid's fukking party if there aint gonna be shyt there for adults? I dont need strippers or a keg but how bout a nice bottle of Dimple Pinch while the fellas converse? I'm sitting there eating shyt twiddling my thumbs watching kids play and adults bored out of their fukking minds. shyt is so gay. I guarantee i'm only getting invited to these fukking things cause i break bread and show love with the gifts. And there aint NO HOES at these things. Everyone's either twice my age or ten years younger than me.

Who is inviting you if you don't fukk with nobody there

 

[onelastdeath]

 

[onelastdeath]

Who is inviting you if you don't fukk with nobody there

 

[Remote]

I understand, since even Dominican baby showers are one big Johnny Walker Black festivals.

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[flea]

Who is inviting you if you don't fukk with nobody there

my homie i grew up with. I fukk with some of the people there but really idgaf about them and what they got going on. Im busy doing me

 

[flea]

"You coming to my party?"

eyy man take that lil girl picture off my thread. i dont even fukkin like kids. i hope to never have any

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I'm laughing, but etc nikka lmao

 

[onelastdeath]

I understand, since even Dominican baby showers are one big Johnny Walker Black festivals.

This is true.

 

[Detroit Wave]

nobody held a gun to your head and forced you to go to the party breh

 

[Ricky Church]

shoulda stayed home.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

It ain't a kids party after 8 once nikkas start playin' cards and gets somebody to run to the store

 

[flea]

nobody held a gun to your head and forced you to go to the party breh

yo man shut the fukk up. u think i fukkin knew that shyt was gonna be dry? he had booze for the baby shower, its his kid's first birthday so i expected booze

 

[flea]

I understand, since even Dominican baby showers are one big Johnny Walker Black festivals.

This dude Nicaraguan, i expected atleast some flor de cana