IDGAF if its a kid's party, Dont invite motherfukkers if youre not gonna have any alcohol there

[flea]

it's not even 7. dude wants to drink.

youre a square. fukk off fakkit. acting like drinking early means you gotta get completely drunk

 

[Jhoon]

youre a square. fukk off fakkit. acting like drinking early means you gotta get completely drunk

its a kids party.

 

[flea]

its a kids party.

keyword party shythead

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

Im 26 years old with no fukking kids, WHY THE FUKK would u invite me to your kid's fukking party if there aint gonna be shyt there for adults? I dont need strippers or a keg but how bout a nice bottle of Dimple Pinch while the fellas converse? I'm sitting there eating shyt twiddling my thumbs watching kids play and adults bored out of their fukking minds. shyt is so gay. I guarantee i'm only getting invited to these fukking things cause i break bread and show love with the gifts. And there aint NO HOES at these things. Everyone's either twice my age or ten years younger than me.

This the ultimate Miami saying

 

[The5thLetter]

I feel you OP. I go to kids parties to show love w/ gifts etc (prob the only reason I'm invited since I don't have kids of my own) and in return they will have liq for the adults who are bored as shyt, it's not like we play and socialize w/ the kids anyway. Caribbean people have liq for every occasion, so it's not so strange to have liq at kids parties.

 

[kp404]

OP is the angriest and weirdest kid on the planet....there are so many solutions to his "problem" but wants to bytch and moan online like a spoiled white girl about not having alcohol at a kid's birthday party:lol23:

its actually pretty funny, if dude had a weekly blog, I'd read for comedy

 

[flea]

OP is the angriest and weirdest kid on the planet....there are so many solutions to his "problem" but wants to bytch and moan online like a spoiled white girl about not having alcohol at a kid's birthday party:lol23:

its actually pretty funny, if dude had a weekly blog, I'd read for comedy

If u had a weekly blog I'd wipe my ass with every chapter of your boring pathetic life