If a girl has a private Instagram she's a hoe

[Medulla Oblongata]

If she has an Instagram period, she's a ho.

 

[Couth]

Or maybe she doesn't want thirsty randos jackin off to her pics *cough* nikkas from coli *cough*

 

[Ronnie Lott]

If she has an Instagram period, she's a ho.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Gatdam there's a lot of insecure nikkaz on here

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

In fact, if she's a woman, she's a ho.