If Ether vs Take Over was a URL battle :whew:
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Xecutioner
Pro
One of the reasons I like Takeover because I felt the crowd could get into it.
Xecutioner
Pro
No lie I went back and searched for this thread because I thought @ReasonableMatic made this. He always brings bars to life on this forum
ReasonableMatic
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Salute King, I’m all about the art of lyricism first
OfTheCross
Veteran
Smack: smdddddddack!! URL TV dot TV you know what it is. On my right side we got...
Hov: Roc's in the buildin ya heard. Itshya boy. R.I.P Biggie. Brooklyn.
Smack: And on my left side, introduce yaself
Nas QB Represent. Lets get it.
Smack: Aight, Hov it's on you. Let'd go...smdddddddack!!
Hov: Aight...check, yall hear me? Turn my mic up. Listen...
I know you missin all the - FAAAAAAAME! (crowd is confused)
But along with celebrity comes bout seventy shots to your brain nikka
You's a - LAAAAAAAME! (crowd startin to get it...a few ohhs)
You's the faq model for Karl Kani/Esco ads (crowd goes)
Went from, Nasty Nas to Esco's trash (crowd goes)
Had a spark when you started but now you're just garbage
Fell from top ten to not mentioned at all
(At this point, Hov points at the big nikka standin behind Nas)
To your bodyguard's "Oochie Wally" verse better than yours (crowd goes nuts, camera pans to the big nikka shakin his head like he disapproves, but you know inside he's)
Matter fact you had the worst flow on the whole fukkin song
but I know - the sun don't shine, if son don't shine
That's why your - LAAAAAAAME! (crowd is participating now) - career come to a end
There's only so long fake thugs can pretend
nikka you ain't live it you witnessed it from your folks pad
You scribbled in your notepad and created your life [
I showed you your first tec on tour with Large Professor (camera pans to Large Pro in the crowd lookin at the ground like)
Then I heard your album bout your tec on your dresser
So yeah I sampled your voice, you was usin it wrong
You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song (crowd is goingand actually finishes this line off for him. They thinkin it's a body bag at this point)
And you ain't get a coin nikka you was gettin fukked and
I know who I paid God, Serchlite Publishing. (camera pans to Serch standin next to smack lookin like)
Use your - (Hov points to his head, crowd responds) BRAAAAAAAIN!
You said you been in this ten
I've been in it five - smarten up Nas (at this point Hov stands next to Nas in the exact same way that Verb was when he was doing his Big Gerald scheme against Hitman)
Four albums in ten years nikka? I could divide
That's one every let's say two, two of them shyts was doo
One was - ehhh, the other was "Illmatic"
That's a one hot album every ten year average! (crowd loses it
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Bleek: Get that nikka Jay!!!
Hov: Hold on. Hold on...yo. I say...hold on. I'm killin this nikka. Hold on...
And that's so - (crowd ready) LAAAAAAAME!
nikka switch up your flow your shyt is garbage, what, you tryna kick knowledge? (delivers this line exactly like Hitmans "you havin close battles with Bill Collector?" crowd busts out laughin)
You nikkaz gon' learn to respect the king
Don't be the next contestant on that Summer Jam screen (camera pans to Prodigy in the crowd who puts up the)
Because you know who did you know what
with you know who but just keep that between me and you"
(crowd loses it again on some JJDD vs Math shyt when he mentioned Bonnie Godiva)
I was gonna do Ether too but fuggit, this shyt took too long. Besides I'm a Hov stan
All bias aside, Take Over is far, far closer to what a URL battle rapper would spit than Ether. On that URL stage a line like "no moustache havin, with whiskers like a rat" would get booed for real. That's some shyt Arsonal would spit.
