If I was an ex-convict I'd do consulting for people who are about to go to jail

[Formerly Black Trash]

But the thing is a lot of ppl who are about to go to jail are broke
So you'd have to aim towards white ppl with money

Got the idea from watching Succession and seeing Tom go

 

[Sex Luthor]

Most people not trying to hear that before they go to jail unless it'll shorten their sentences. Most don't realize how bad they're doing until they sit down for a minute

 

[old pig]

damn this faggit posted a spoiler

on your first consultation, I hope an inmate stabs you with a pen

not enough to maim or disfigure you but hard enough that you think to yourself “oh wow I remember when @papa surf wished this on me”

 

[Youngdev]

I mean what you gonna tell a white dude who bout to go to prison, what's gonna help him

 

[old pig]

I mean what you gonna tell a white dude who bout to go to prison, what's gonna help him

 

[get these nets]

I mean what you gonna tell a white dude who bout to go to prison, what's gonna help him

In 25th Hour, the lead character conned his best friend into beating him down before he started a sentence.

To make him "less pretty" when he walked in.

 

[FaTaL]

I mean what you gonna tell a white dude who bout to go to prison, what's gonna help him

 

[EVILRICO]

They have prison orientation video , they will let them watch. They should be good.
Rule one. Dont accept the payday/ snickers bar.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Op just described the plot to this terrible movie