If jesus wanted to crash at your spot would you let him?

[CHILLL]

hes not doing any miracles for you
still a chance you going to hell
and you gotta be celibate while he stays

 

[Turk]

 

[Silver Surfer]

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

sounds like Shaytun in a Yeshua facade,somehow i don't think Yeshua would particularly care unless you were a straight up heathen&he wanted to be on his Zen monk steez..

 

[BreezyH]

Jesus sounds a lot like my mother.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

We talkin about Jesus Jesus or just some Puerto Rican named Jesũs?

 

[Non Sequitur]

What's in it for me, exactly?

 

[↓R↑LYB]

hes not doing any miracles for you

fukk outta here

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

He isn't real though

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

We talkin about Jesus Jesus or just some Puerto Rican named Jesũs?

Hey Jesũs, may drink from your orange juice container, pinch your weed and hit on your chick, pero he means good breh

 

[Ritzy Sharon]

Palestinians are always welcome at my crib.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Palestinians are always welcome at my crib.

Don't you mean Europeans

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Long as i can soak up some gems and that angelic game

 

[stealthbomber]

if he rolls blunts like that sure

 

[Meadow]

Palestinians are always welcome at my crib.

Don't you mean Europeans