If Ma Can't keep her Houseplants alive- Use a Condom

[Mrl HiGrnd]

If you step into homegirls crib and all her plants looking like potted reggie you better be on watch


You wanna trust someone who can't nurture the most basic life to help raise your child???

Plants even grow in-between cracks in the asphalt

If ya girl can color code her Ig pics but cant grow grass

Now I aint here claiming I'm farmer joe but if times got tough ,best guarantee ya nikka getting a shovel and bucket and putting in work on some ackee/coconut trees

 

[Broad Street Bully]

title got me crine

 

[Diondon]

 

[Jhoon]

If she water her plants, maybe she cant wash her ass either. Maybe you should slowly back out the house.

 

[West Coast Avenger]

....love the analogy....

 

[Thuglet]

If she water her plants, maybe she cant wash her ass either. Maybe you should slowly back out the house.

 

[Thuglet]

How y'all even find shyt like this out?

 

[Cat piss martini]

add it to the man law....

 

[Thizz Khalifa.]

Lol at this dumb ass logic

 

[squiddyB]

I thought this was going to be some shyt about condoms keeping plants hydrated

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

this shyt popped up in my search and had me

 

[Yinny]

Lmfao, probably true I can’t take care of plants to save my life and I accidentally killed my pet bunny last year

He still knocked me up though, should’ve came across this thread before

 

[ScottyG]

Lmfao, probably true I can’t take care of plants to save my life and I accidentally killed my pet bunny last year

He still knocked me up though, should’ve came across this thread before

You a murderer with an attached death Vagina, lord help us