I would sit comfortably in my country and keep refreshing TLR to see the increasing level of desperation in thread titles
Day One: "Damn brehs, CNN reporting that North Korean and Russian soldiers spotted crossing the Mexican border. Cacs about to get whats coming to them
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Day Two: "Gunfire heard in the LA region. shyt might be getting real
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Day Three: " I just spotted three F-22s flying over Route 92
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Day Four: "Reports of 94 casualties in San Francisco. 24 were black. Stay safe brehs
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Day Five: "Which are the easiest African countries to emigrate to brehs
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Day Six: "WHY HASN'T TRUMP SAID shyt ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHERE'S THE ARMY?
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Day Seven: "Africa has closed it's borders. We're fukked
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Day Ten: "Underground radio reporting the white house was taken over yesterday. Trump nowhere to found. It's over brehs.
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Day 12: "I haven't eaten in three days. Too scared to go out. I heard they have snipers posted outside the Wallmart
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Day 15: "How long does it take to learn Russian ?"
Day 20: "These russians ain't so bad brehs, post where ya'll hiding. I'll contact the nearest checkpoint and make sure they send you some water and food
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Day 25: "Я люблю Россию.
долго живущая мать Россия
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Yooooo