If there is a heaven, do you have to go to work and pay bills? Or does everyone get universal basic income?

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Do you learn new things?
Is polygamy a thing?

The great thing about being mortal is death. You know that you will eventually die so you cherish or at least try to cherish each day and strive to do great things and live a great life.

But in heaven you’re immortal. Even in hell. So what’s the motivation?

Is everyday the same?

If you died and was 5’6 can you be 6’3 in heaven? Is all the asses phat? Does the p*ssy feel better?

Can you get pregnant in heaven and create a new family?

Do babies get to grow up in heaven? If you’re old so you stay old in heaven?

What kind of food do you eat? Do you burn calories in heaven?


Or is everyone formless and it’s just a bunch of voices and no visuals?

 

[Fill Collins]

Who's gonna milk the cows and tend to the beehives in heaven?

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

Get it while you’re breathing now. Get off the coli and go outside!

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

There's no heaven or hell. You make the afterlife on how ever you see it. Don't worry about the afterlife and just enjoy life to the fullest breh

 

[semicko82]

There's no heaven or hell. You make the afterlife on how ever you see it. Don't worry about the afterlife and just enjoy life to the fullest breh

Ironic username for this post

 

[TL15]

You should watch “The Good Place”

 

[Roid Jones]

Does the p*ssy feel better?

Better than PAWG pvssy? I doubt it

 

[MikelArteta]

The way yall act if you don’t repent you won’t have to worry about a heaven

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

Am I the only one that read OPs post as a poem?

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I’m slapping the shyt out y’all nikkas soon as I see y’all in heaven

 

[CopiousX]

Who's gonna milk the cows and tend to the beehives in heaven?

Angels must really hate humans tho. They basically gotta work forever doing gods gruntwork and human gruntwork until the end of time.




Meanwhile , Habibi gets to laze around all day with his 99 virgins or Johnathan gets to get fat on milk and honey all day while petting lions and sheep. Satan was low-key holding the first worker's strike.

 

[CopiousX]

There's no heaven or hell. You make the afterlife on how ever you see it. Don't worry about the afterlife and just enjoy life to the fullest breh

Wow, I've seen it all now . Thcoli turned the son of god into an athiest

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

I’m slapping the shyt out y’all nikkas soon as I see y’all in heaven

But would they feel pain in heaven if you slap them or would your hand feel like a cool breeze caressing their face?

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

I’m slapping the shyt out y’all nikkas soon as I see y’all in heaven

First thing I'm doing in heaven is chilling wit the original African dynasties of Kemet and paying my respects for pioneering the modern world

After that I'm chilling wit all the fallen men and women of the colonial era. Just to see they peace, joy and happiness in paradise. Crying, hugging, shaking hands, thanking them endlessly for their sacrifice so I could lived the life I had.

Gotta give my flowers to all the great revolutionaries, Civil rights activists, political leaders, radicals and freedom fighters and have nothing but deep conversation.

Then after that I'm slapping the shyt out some trifling ass nikkas I knew. Especially if I got there first.

Lemme stop posting in this morbid ass thread.

 

[ORDER_66]

Why would you want to work in the afterlife????