If there is a heaven, do you have to go to work and pay bills? Or does everyone get universal basic income?

[Stuntone]

There's most likely nothing after life.


That's way I gamble, take risk, only work a few months a year. It'll all be over soon.

 

[MurderToCassette]

I was rapping this shyt to the beat of Sticky Fingaz - What If I Was White

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Angels must really hate humans tho. They basically gotta work forever doing gods gruntwork and human gruntwork until the end of time.




Meanwhile , Habibi gets to laze around all day with his 99 virgins or Johnathan gets to get fat on milk and honey all day while petting lions and sheep. Satan was low-key holding the first worker's strike.

A little bit like the end of Philip Pullman's The Subtle Knife where angels kinda act like rebellious AI

My memory of the details is fuzzy but loved it when I was a kid

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Why does everyone keep saying 99 virgins, it's 72.

They're confusing it with Jay Z's song