If this isn't enough proof to avoid Covid, I don't know what is.

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Yeah cuz a man that has a tube stuck up his butt would be tempted to try having a dikk in there as well. :mjlol:

That’s pretty much how every Mike Adriano scene starts bruh.

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Run if you see a pillow shaped like a cupcake in the waiting room.
 

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with overcrowding being what it is they probably won't even change the hose after they yank it out of the last john doe:no:
 

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Remember when they said if you recover from COVID your dikk wouldn’t work the same? That shyt didn’t scare them so you know this is nothing to them.
 

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So, people can swim now and stick their ass out the water like whales? :patrice::jbhmm:

This might explain why some people's breath smells like they've been eating shyt sandwiches if our body is mixing all the air together. :lolbron:
 

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this is not a joke article
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But humans aren’t pigs, or rats, or mice. Lots of incredible research and findings do not translate to humans. One problem remains unaddressed however how will patients or even animals receiving rectal ventilation poop? Can the enema be adjusted to facilitate bowel movements or could this tank the technology? Takebe will be working hard to test this method in more animal models and potentially a human clinical trial soon.

However, a company called Respirogen Inc. may beat him and his colleagues to it. Respirogen Inc. has registered a clinical trial to assess the safety of this method in healthy humans. Six healthy volunteers will experience induced hypoxia, by breathing in a mixture of gases with low oxygen content. In this study, these volunteers will then receive oxygen rectally to monitor whether this method can successfully increase oxygen levels and stave off symptoms of hypoxia. However, Respirogen Inc. will be using standard enemas and colonoscopy-cleansing procedures to reduce the chances someone will need to poop during the trial.

“In human use for treatment of hypoxia, cleansing of the colon will take place by standard enema or colonoscopy prep procedures, which are well understood and accepted,” Respirogen CEO Bob Scribner explained over email. “The use of an oxygen bolus delivery allows the procedure to be suspended and restarted as needed to accommodate a patient’s need to void.” Their technology uses an oxygen bolus, essentially a gas bubble, that is delivered into the butt, and could be stopped temporarily in case of a fecal emergency.

With at least two different groups working toward this goal, we may finally be able to say with some certainty, whether humans can effectively breathe through their butt. What sounds like a ridiculous question may end up saving people that aren’t immediately able to access a ventilator.
 

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Special Report: As virus advances, doctors rethink rush to ventilate
Instead of putting Bergmann on a mechanical ventilator, the clinic gave him morphine and kept him on the oxygen mask. He's since tested free of the infection, but not fully recovered. The head of the clinic, Thomas Voshaar, a German pulmonologist, has argued strongly against early intubation of COVID-19 patients. Doctors including Voshaar worry about the risk that ventilators will damage patients' lungs.

"Initially we were intubating fairly quickly on these patients as they began to have more respiratory distress," said Robert Hart, the hospital system's chief medical officer. "Over time what we learned is trying not to do that."

Instead, Hart's hospital tried other forms of ventilation using masks or thin nasal tubes, as Voshaar did with his German patient. "We seem to be seeing better results," Hart said.

The Italians were swiftly followed by Cameron Kyle-Sidell, a New York physician who put out a talk on YouTube saying that by preparing to put patients on ventilators, hospitals in America were treating "the wrong disease." Ventilation, he feared, would lead to "a tremendous amount of harm to a great number of people in a very short time." This remains his view, he told Reuters this week.
Reading this I wonder how many people died from using the ventilator too early or using it in general.
 
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