If trump drops dead, how are you celebrating?

[CouldntBeMeTho]

It's cute that you think most coli brehs would be celebrating rather than mourning

some of these coli "brehs" would be crying like Anthony Anderson in blackish

More like Sam L Jackson in Django

 

[UWasntThere]

Taking all thecoli bros to a Lil B concert

TYBG

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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[Rhapscallion Démone]

How are you celebrating his inevitable passing?

I'm running over my neighbors cat

 

[MarcP]

 

[Jalether]

Wrong thread

 

[Doctor Wily]

I'm not.

Cause that means his daughter Ivanka is next in line.

 

[Nymbus]

"if?" are you implying that he might discover immortality?

he's beaten everything else
Once this mf raids the sacred realm and acquires the tri-force of power that's a wrap

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

That doesn’t matter anymore… since he’s elected you still have to deal with the VP

 

[Heafcliffe]

Finding his grave and taking a shyt on it.

Plus, I could get my Cologuard sample during.

1 stone, 2 shyts.

 

[UnQuantized]

This second Trump win turns MAGA into a movement bigger than Trump himself. The first win was Trump catching the establishment and the electorate off guard, it was one of the closest post war elections alongside Kennedy/Nixon, Bush/Al Gore.

If Trump had died after his first term, MAGA would have died with him but this second win is so comprehensive, it suggest MAGA has tapped into something deep in the American psyche. If he dies in his second term he will become a martyr and MAGA will be even stronger. Evangelicals think he was sent from God.

 

[Ahmen]

Wow.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I'm gonna do some
Opulent shyt my nikka.
Throw a party and blow
like 20k.