BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Due to my current situation looks like Ima have to step up my hours with Uber. Always be some bad females needing rides but I couldn't pull the trigger
Until now
Went out Friday night and Saturday afternoon for a while and decided I needed to see if the kid still had it. Ended up booking 4 shorties over the weekend.
Now only one was above a 6
Id give her a solid 8 and she's the only one Im calling. But I had to knock the rust off the old game. All the conversations went almost exactly the same way. You can usually see out the corner of your eye if they checking you out or not
Me: "You ride with Uber a lot?
"
Them: "Yea I catch it a lot
"
Me: "How the drivers is? I heard its a lot of foreigners
"
Them: "It is. This is one of the first times I could actually have a conversation with my driver. By the way this cant be your only job. You look like you got a little bit of money"
Me: "I gotta full time gig but this is a nice side hustle. I might look like a million bucks but don't let looks fool you
Them:
Me: "That's crazy that you in here talking to me. I cant believe your man letting you catch a Uber. He should be picking you up
"
Them: "I don't have a man"
Me: "Stop lying. Everybody has somebody this time of the year
"
Them: "Well I don't
"
Then they start running off at the mouth and that's when I kno I got em booked. shyt was too easy brehs
When Im about to drop them off :
Me: "It was nice talking to you. We gonna have to finish this conversation later
"
Them: "Your right. Whats your number so I can text you mine? Oh and my name is..."
Me: "No need to give me your name. Its already in the Uber app"
Us:
Them: "Im gonna be looking for your call"
Me: "You already. Nice meeting you. Ill talk to you later"
Then you see them damn near walking on air when they get out the car
I stay off social media and I notice some of yall don't like cold approaches. This is the easy solution
Until now
Went out Friday night and Saturday afternoon for a while and decided I needed to see if the kid still had it. Ended up booking 4 shorties over the weekend.
Now only one was above a 6
Id give her a solid 8 and she's the only one Im calling. But I had to knock the rust off the old game. All the conversations went almost exactly the same way. You can usually see out the corner of your eye if they checking you out or not
Me: "You ride with Uber a lot?
"Them: "Yea I catch it a lot
"Me: "How the drivers is? I heard its a lot of foreigners
"Them: "It is. This is one of the first times I could actually have a conversation with my driver. By the way this cant be your only job. You look like you got a little bit of money"
Me: "I gotta full time gig but this is a nice side hustle. I might look like a million bucks but don't let looks fool you
Them:
Me: "That's crazy that you in here talking to me. I cant believe your man letting you catch a Uber. He should be picking you up
"Them: "I don't have a man
"Me: "Stop lying. Everybody has somebody this time of the year
"Them: "Well I don't
"Then they start running off at the mouth and that's when I kno I got em booked. shyt was too easy brehs
When Im about to drop them off :
Me: "It was nice talking to you. We gonna have to finish this conversation later
"Them: "Your right. Whats your number so I can text you mine? Oh and my name is..."
Me: "No need to give me your name. Its already in the Uber app
"Us:
Them: "Im gonna be looking for your call"
Me: "You already. Nice meeting you. Ill talk to you later"
Then you see them damn near walking on air when they get out the car
I stay off social media and I notice some of yall don't like cold approaches. This is the easy solution
.....always gotta keep these hoes laughing