If you can’t beat them, what do you do?

[CHICAGO]

A) Ya'll gonna watch her slowly pull, with all her child strength, the cloth off the table before doing anything?
B) That child is a problem anyway. If she's been getting whoopings already, another whooping isn't going to help here

YOU DONT SEE HOW
OLD THOSE PPL ARE?






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[KBtheKey]

Sending her to North Korea or india, one way

 

[At30wecashout]

Hiring some kids from around the way to beat her ass.

 

[Apprentice]

fake ass shyt

No old ass ladies wasting all that food for content

 

[MyApps]

Go buy cigarettes on the other side of the country.

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

This was fake.




However if real, you're supposed to get on a knee and meet them at eye level, because you don't want them to think you are an adult and they are a child. God forbid

Then you ask them about their feelings and what made them do it.

Then you explain to them that what they did was wrong, but that it's okay to feel how they felt because feelings are how you feel.

Then you try to relate to them and explain how you have feelings sometimes too. Because if a child can relate to you, then they will see you as "cool". And every parents dream is to have their kids thinking they are friends.

Lastly, you hug them and give them their tablet so they can go back to not having much human interaction, but at least be quiet for a few hours.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

This was fake.




However if real, you're supposed to get on a knee and meet them at eye level, because you don't want them to think you are an adult and they are a child. God forbid

Then you ask them about their feelings and what made them do it.

Then you explain to them that what they did was wrong, but that it's okay to feel how they felt because feelings are how you feel.

Then you try to relate to them and explain how you have feelings sometimes too. Because if a child can relate to you, then they will see you as "cool". And every parents dream is to have their kids thinking they are friends.

Lastly, you hug them and give them their tablet so they can go back to not having much human interaction, but at least be quiet for a few hours.

or

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

or

Nah can't do that.

People, and especially people on thecoli, claim that whopping a child just one time when they are 6 leads to anger issues, drug abuse, prison, and mass murder.

 

[LebronsHairline]

No seriously tho shes cleaning every inch of that fukking floor and doing wall sits and pushups till she cant breathe anymore, then that lil bytch eatin air for the next 2 days

 

[RamsayBolton]

Do you ever hear Christopher Nolan or martin scorcese, Tarantino, behind the camera talking?

i just imagined hearing someone say "cut" in the middle of a movie

 

[Wildin]

i just imagined hearing someone say "cut" in the middle of a movie

I imagine being in the theater watching some scene...you see the two actors on the screen having dialogue then quietly you hear "rolling on camera 4, cue the lights."

 

[3rdWorld]

Kids borne of people born in the 2000s..