Personally, me, it would be Drake. I can't stand that corny motherfukka.
I would have me and my boy meet up with him at an award show or outside his concert and pose as interviewers. Id have my boy hold the camera and I'd pretend to be interviewin him. I'd come up to him and be like "you what's up we doing an interview for hoodclassicradio.com yo we with Drake" and then just smack his bytch ass with an open palm to the side of his face. And then we would just run the fukk out of there as fast as we could!