If you don’t lie on your cv/resume you’re a sucker

[Koba St]

My last two jobs that I got, I lied on my cv and exaggerated my duties and was never caught. Gave myself a leadership title, way more responsibilities and even any gaps in my employment were made up.
Don’t be a sucker and try to play the game the right way cos no one is

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

Tf is a CV


Assuming its a resume, I been lyin on my shyt since 18

Just put a shady “local” business name that never existed and say it went out of business


Or to be more believable, put a fake company name AND give them your boys cell # and have them act like your former manager from the “closed down” business


Its 100% on you to nail the interview


But 100% agree you should always lie on your resume, and once u start getting jobs u can add those and lie around them with shady experience

 

[MustafaSTL]

Probably depends on the job/career. As a lawyer, I can’t lie about a firm I worked at, or if I was partner or something, they vet all that shyt. And it’s hard to bullshyt through a resume about a practice area I haven’t done. I couldn’t tell you shyt about what transactional lawyers do. So it really depends on the career and how much you can bullshyt your way through the job and learn on whatever’s needed as you go.

 

[wastedmermaid]

To what extent with the lying are we talking about here

 

[NatiboyB]

Man I’m starting to realize you definitely should embellish and match whatever the job is saying it’s looking for

 

[Koba St]

To what extent with the lying are we talking about here

Obviously don’t say you’re a lawyer or surgeon if you’re not.

 

[Pseudonym]

If you don’t have a $20 burner phone and give yourself a phenomenal reference…

 

[Koba St]

Man I’m starting to realize you definitely should embellish and match whatever the job is saying it’s looking for

This. Whatever specific job title they’re looking for, make sure in your previous job that’s what you did even if you didn’t

 

[OfTheCross]

My last two jobs that I got, I lied on my cv and exaggerated my duties and was never caught. Gave myself a leadership title, way more responsibilities and even any gaps in my employment were made up.
Don’t be a sucker and try to play the game the right way cos no one is

Been lying on my shyt for at least 10 years now.

I'm ALWAYS the manager

 

[Pseudonym]

Been lying on my shyt for at least 10 years now.

I'm ALWAYS the manager

My best friend is always my manager or supervisor

 

[Max Power]

I made up a fake internship at my uncle's little payroll company to get my foot in the door after I graduated. And then a couple more lies on the temp jobs I had after. Since then it's been nothing but the truth.

 

[Biblical Goon]

nikkas been lying on their resume since there was a such thing. You used to be able in the 80s, 90s and early 00s walk into your job with a bunch bs on your resume and get the job the same day. It’s sorta the same way now but everything is online and there is more competitors….you just gotta be a little smarter since most big companies outsource their background checks to companies like Verified Credentials. But even those outsourced companies aren’t as thorough as you think

The real hack is staffing agencies. Most of them don’t verify shyt and will get you on a temp to hire contract with a company that normally would verify.

 

[Mike809]

This mostly works for jobs that don't require a college degree(stem)

I cant say I know python , and get a job that requires me to know how to develop a program that uses artificial intelligence.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Facts

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

couldn't be me. the last few positions i got, they asked me to join the team without seeing a resume.... then asked for a resume after the fact for formality. what i need to lie about