If you dont take shyts with your shirt off, youre losing.

[Ohene]

I usually only do it when I'm constipated. Have a nikka feeling free and shyt. When I'm at home I not only take off my shirt, but my socks and pants too. George Costanza isnt even who put me on, been doing this since I was a youngn. If you havent started, i suggest you give it a try.

*Struggles to squeeze the last bit of shyt out*

*Takes off shirt, and squeezes out more than expected*

 

[CJ]

I thought I was the only one????

 

[Ohene]

I thought I was the only one????

Nah breh, I put one of my homies on this and he hasnt looked back (Pause ),

It's a way of life

 

[Premeditated]

you ain't the only one. I also make sure the lights are off(light switch right by toilet) and light some candles.

If you can't make yourself comfortable while taking a shyt, then when can you?

 

[Ohene]

you ain't the only one. I also make sure the lights are off(light switch right by toilet) and light some candles.

If you can't make yourself comfortable while taking a shyt, then when can you?

This nikka knows!!!!!

Any time it's diarrhea I take the lights off down the stretch (dont ask me how). No candles though, I may have to give that a try.

 

[CJ]

I just feel suffocated otherwise, and the thought of the tail end of my shirt getting accidentally caught up in the mix

The air

The freedom

+1 to candles.

 

[Illuminatos]

 

[cleanface coney]

lol no homo my nikka but hell yea gotta get comfortable

i dont even feel right shyttin wit all my clothes on no more lolol

 

[Ohene]

its stuff like this that make George Costanza the realest tv character of all time. I salute Larry David.

 

[Kalik]

 

[Prodigital]

Breh, only thing better is having some good ass kush rolled. I swear it don't matter how constipated i get... shirt off and blowing tree with the window open, soundtrack of nature playing, the shyt flows out my body unobstructed like a river into the great porcelain ocean

(pause)

 

[Beegio]

Gotta cosign this thread

 

[CJ]

Edit: Just realized the below was my 4,000th post. Go figure

Jealous for those of you that actually have a window in your bathrooms. My previous place did.

Waking up with the urge to unleash due to last night's curry chicken.

Open bathroom door as the morning sunshine rays beam through in symmetry.

Birds chirping



*Proceeds to return book to Coles. Refused as it has been flagged*

Spoiler

 

[Izanami]

Did it before I seen it on Seinfeld but also I dont want to get the smell on my shirt either.


And if its a rough one always do a courtesy flush. lol

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I usually only do this when I got the shyts but I might start trying this on the normal non-sweaty shyts I'm kinda because I already shyt today.. I can't wait to try this