If you get to Heaven and see CACs are there. What would you do?

[Stuntone]

I'm talking CACs like Thomas Jefferson, Christopher Columbus, John Rockefeller, Edgar Hoover, The 3 Stooges, All the Kennedy's, Marilyn Monroe and Quentin Tarantino.

And you see that Jesus is a CAC too.

Would you tuck your shirt in, take off your durag, turn you corporate work voice on and walk on in?

What would you say to God? Would you just rather go to hell.

 

[Swiggy]

Even heaven got a basement where them hood beats live. Ol'boy Jesus would come down for a jay, gin and tonic, and grind up on Aaliyah when she let the Henny get to her head.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Leave eternal paradise because its integrated, brehs

 

[Lucy]

The spirit world ain't human so I don't think they are gonna look like humans. We make spirits look like humans because we can't really comprehend what a spirit does look like. I think it would make us go crazy. I had a dream one time about one of the four horseman. I was floating in this all grey and smokey dimension with some horse and a shrouded figure in front of me. The shrouded figure, which was on the horse, look back at me and then BAM! Everything went black and I started tumbling and then I woke up. shyt had me spook. The shrouded figure had a face of a skull. Very demonic looking. It was grinning.

Don't ask me how I ended up there. I sometimes think I was astral projecting. It was just too damn real.

The portals are opening.

 

[2manyFCKNrappers]

It's an etherial mirage

 

[Kenny West]

im heading for the punch bowl

 

[Zardoz]

Heaven's gonna have guys that owned slaves?

 

[LA Fisher]

Ask where the white womens at

 

[Stuntone]

The spirit world ain't human so I don't think they are gonna look like humans. We make spirits look like humans because we can't really comprehend what a spirit does look like. I think it would make us go crazy. I had a dream one time about one of the four horseman. I was floating in this all grey and smokey dimension with some horse and a shrouded figure in front of me. The shrouded figure, which was on the horse, look back at me and then BAM! Everything went black and I started tumbling and then I woke up. shyt had me spook. The shrouded figure had a face of a skull. Very demonic looking. It was grinning.

Don't ask me how I ended up there. I sometimes think I was astral projecting. It was just too damn real.

The portals are opening.

If you to be logical in my silly thread let me burst your bubble. There's no such thing as souls or spirits. They're just theories, never been proven. It's the same as thinking there's love or courage in your heart.

 

[mozichrome]

by the frequent religion threads on here most of yall dont believe in god and shiit on his religion but now all yall seeing heaven?

 

[Stuntone]

Ask where the white womens at

 

[Nefrodamus]

Jesus is black, fam

 

[LionofJudah]

Heaven's gonna have guys that owned slaves?

It will, but it's going to be opposite.

 

[LA Fisher]

 

[Lucy]

If you to be logical in my silly thread let me burst your bubble. There's no such thing as souls or spirits. They're just theories, never been proven. It's the same as thinking there's love or courage in your heart.

SILENCE! YOU FOOL! YOUR EXISTENCE IS A THEORY!

I am becoming one with them and once the fusion is complete, Pluto will be stunting on your ass.