If you had a crazy child who tried to kill you, what would you do?

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That's tough :wow: Sending them away to a loony bin is wrong, and you're basically giving up on 'em and putting them in the hands of strangers who don't care about them, and I couldn't do that. Maybe it's a cry for help, so you should take a day and give them your undivided attention :ehh:


I'd make my child a breakfast with his/her favorite food, we'd spend the day at the museum / zoo / amusement park and eat a bunch of sugar'd out food , then we'd go to the toy store and ball outta control, order pizzas and spend the rest of the night watching their favorite movies. Essentially, it'll be the best day of their lives and they'd know that their father loves them :hug:


It'll also be the last day of their lives because I'd kill that little muthafukka dead in his or her sleep :smile:
 

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I cant even imagine that shyt,so id probably get killed if they was serious.. when they walked in the room with a weapon talkin bout "daddy I got sumthin for you!:damn:"....id be so busy givin em the :childplease: followed up by :mjlol:...that little ungrateful fuk would probably get the drop on me...or my taunting would put me in a vulnerable position ":mjpls:I dare you,i wish you would,hit me right here lil nikka,im gon even turn my back"







Who am I kiddin?the audacity of they attack would cause me to survive whatever attack they pull on me and im gettin up bouncing back and killin they little azz:mjlol:
 

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There is such a thing as a bipolar child.

I'd get involved with psychiatrists and move to a place with a good mental health program. Study what these moms who have does have done and do the opposite.


:sadcam:

And I'm going to give that little nikka extra hugs at night :sadcam:
Maybe some extra ice cream at dinner :sadcam:

I'm gonna sneak in his room when he's out and read his diary :sadcam:



One thing I'm not going to do is take that kid to a shorting range and teach him how to shoot :upsetfavre: Adam Lanzas mom was the worst.
 
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if a 8 year old kid run at me with a knife i kill that kid :ufdup:
 
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