If you haven't fukked anything in 2015 yet you got two weeks to do so you dry dikk b*stard :ufdup:

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:dead: That's GOTTA be from Japan...

:russ: at bruh collapsing at the end.
 

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:ufdup: You ashy dikk mufukkas got 2 weeks to knock down a thot, a white coli pawg, a fat sloppy bytch or somethin :birdman:
:scust: are nikkas really out here fukkin sloppy hoes just to say they got some ass? :mindblown: this isn't middle school, no one really cares if you do or don't get laid

Now if you're just into sloppy hoes that's different. Gon head and cook :myman:
 

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You zero-counts out there, I got a foolproof plan for getting you some of that sweet white nectar:

1.) Learn how to fake a Jamaican accent
2.) Dress up as scoobie doo
3.) Get a plane ticket to Toronto
4.) Find the most rachety daggering club in town
 
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