If you leave piss droplets behind on the floor by the urinal your genetics lost

[Luken]

Not everyone can stand far away from the urinal and piss immaculately

either start wiping up the floor or standing closer to the urinal homie

 

[Raye82]

Where do y'all come up with this shyt? Its funny though .

 

[At30wecashout]

I'm gonna have to agreeI typically can't stand far away from a urinal though because lookee-loos get their peek on, so im usually posted in the nearest stall.
"He's got a boner."
"This noodle is wet. You don't wanna see it dry and spry."

 

[sfgiants]

I never piss in urinals I always go in the stall

Learned when I was a kid there's nothing good to be found pissing in a urinal. Case and point: the force of the piss being shot out of my urethra crashing on the porcelain and spraying back on my legs<<<<<<<<<<<
Not standing close enough to the urinal and some old white pervert walking in getting a good clean look at my fukk stick<<<<<<<

Pissing in the stall, hands on my side just unloading my bladder into a big welcoming toilet

 

[StickStickly]

that stuff congeals on the floor, seals into the crevices and makes the bathroom smell of eternal piss. clean up after yaself, ya nasties

 

[KidJSoul]

Man, how the fukk y'all even get in these situations?

How do you fukk up peeing that badly that you drip piss at a fukking urinal

 

[CHILLL]

if u aint sittin down to pee in 2014 u aint gangsta

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

If you leave piss on the toilet seat...

 

[blockburna420]

nikkaz in here sounding like mad janitors

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

if u aint sittin down to pee in 2014 u aint gangsta

This nikka