If you nikkas bend over at the waist you just might be a fakkit.

[Boogie]

I'm in the cereal aisle and it's a man further up. I start walking his way and he just bends over to grab something from the bottom shelve, ass all in the air. Pause.

Be a man and squat at the fukking knees.

 

[Stir Fry]

If there's something on the bottom of your shoe and you look back to check it instead of from the front, you might just be one..

 

[Ghpstface]

If yoooouuuu....bend at the waist instead of the kneeeeeess....


...you might be a fakkit

 

[DaRealness]

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

If you have your right shoelace on your left shoe you just must be a fakkit. True story.

 

[HopeKillCure]

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

If you bend over period, you might be gay.

 

[A.V.]

So you watched a grown man bend over in the store, and it made you wanna run back to the internet and post about it?


Think about that, fam...


Some nikka you don't even know had his booty meats on display in aisle 5, and unknowingly became immortalized on the innanetz because of YOU.


Ol' "booty had me like" ass nikka

 

[DaRealness]

So you watched a grown man bend over in the store, and it made you wanna run back to the internet and post about it?


Think about that, fam...


Some nikka you don't even know had his booty meats on display in aisle 5, and unknowingly became immortalized on the innanetz because of YOU.


Ol' "booty had me like" ass nikka

 

[Another Man]

I refuse to do toe touches when stretching on jiu jitsu

Matter fact, stretching PERIOD is hella sus :ddash:

 

[Starski]

if u look at a dude in the eyes u might be a down low homo

 

[Boogie]

So you watched a grown man bend over in the store, and it made you wanna run back to the internet and post about it?


Think about that, fam...


Some nikka you don't even know had his booty meats on display in aisle 5, and unknowingly became immortalized on the innanetz because of YOU.


Ol' "booty had me like" ass nikka

nikka fukk you. I was walking his way I ain't have no choice but to see that shyt.

 

[Killer Instinct]

nikka fukk you. I was walking his way I ain't have no choice but to see that shyt.

And you thought about it all the way through check out.
Pulled out the android before you even got all the groceries in the car like "They gon' hear about this."

 

[dontreadthis]

that's right up there with putting one leg up on your bed to put lotion on

 

[Boogie]

And you thought about it all the way through check out.
Pulled out the android before you even got all the groceries in the car like "They gon' hear about this."

Android?

And yea the shyt got me heated, you must be one of them moist fakkits who be busting it wide open