was at my cousins house last night, it was me, my wife and babymoms and 3 other family members and we all in the living room talking and watching tv. My aunt gets to asking my younger cousin (he 32 years old) why he aint got no girlfriend, this nikka just leans back into the couch and hits the 
and then threw his hands up like 
...Aunty:
boy, i asked you a question, why is yo ass still single? 
cousin:
its hard out here aunty, eaz up 
Aunty:
aint no eazing up, im sick of you dirty dikk harrys all up in my house eating up all my cotdaym cereal before a bytch can even get a taste...ALL I WANT IS A TASTE OF SOME CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH BUT YO SINGLE ASS DONE ATE IT UP
Cousin:
Me: (hands over my mouth and head down like
)my wife:
(taps babymoms on the leg and motions for them to go into the kitchen)...babymoms:
Aunty:
see nephew, i know why u single....cousin:
huh?Aunty: BOY...I KNOW U A dikk SUCK.
BOY U LIVING IN SIN BOY (stands up and starts pointing at cuz like 
)....YOU NASTY AND U FILE Cousin:
hold up aunty im not gay, tha hell? Me:
(stands up and walks into the kitchen where my wife and bm are sitting on the chair in the kitchen like 
)....Aunty: (aunty stands up like
Cousin:
WHERE IMA GO?!? I AINT GOT NUTTHIN I AINT GOT NOWHERE TO GO Aunty:
BAYBAYY..I TRIED MY BEST TO LUV U ...BUT I WILL NOT...I MEAN NOT...TOLERATE YOU FAKKITS UNDER MY ROOF FOR ONE MO SECOND...OUTTTTMe: (kneeling down next to my wife and bm) aye, we finna dip out the back, this nikka gone ask for a spot to stay....stfu, stay low and follow me
...(we on our knees crawling to the back of the kitchen and through her living room at the back of the house)Cousin: (walking down the hallway to his room, nikka looks to his left and sees us crawling in the dining room)
....what yall doing?Me:
we exercising my boi....you good? Cousin: Can i stay wit yall for a couple days, please?
Me: (me and my wife/bm are standing up now) bet, dont even trip cuz you know i got you
...go pack to shyt and meat us out front...Cousin:
THANKS CUZ.. (cuz runs to the front room where aunty at and starts pointing at aunty)....YOU OL SENILE BYTCH...I GOT A NEW SPOT HAHAHAH DUSTY ASS GRANNYTHOT...BYTCH IM UP (while he doing all this yelling, me and my women done snuck out and got into my babymoms car)Me:
BYTCH TURN THIS CAR ON SO WE CAN DIPBabymoms: (keeps turning the key but the car wont turn over) IM TRYING...SHYT WONT START
Wifey: HURRY..HE BOUT TO COME OUT OMG
Me: Move damn, get in the back seat..(i start trying to turn the car over and thats when this nikka walked out the front door wit his bags)
Cousin: (staring at us wildn out in the car like
...he walks up to the car and knocks on the driver side window) aye, pop the trunk ben? Me: (looking straight ahead while trying to turn on the car, cuz getting mad that we not responding now on some
next thing i know the car starts so i hit the
Me: PUT YALL SEATBELTS ON...IM FINNA DIP ON THIS NIKKA
(i start reversing down the driver way while staring at my cuz like )Cuz: WHERE YALL GOING
( jumps on the hood of the car like
Aunty in the window staring out the window like
and just shakes her head as she closes her blinds.Me:
is this nikka poppin bussy on the hood of my car?....(cuz kept popping bussy until we hit 5th ave, he fell off and we drove home)
