If you typed out or said the core plot of classic videogames, they're beyond insanity

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Alright alright,

so you...are Mr. TV a plumber

who gets sucked through a pipe into another world..called..the mushroom kingdom, right
and you gotta save the princess of the mushroom kingdom, who you don't really know, but you gotta fight like...idk..8 levels of bad guys including a giant dragon/dinosaur monster with spikes and breathes fire...in order to save the day. And the only weapons you can use, are vegetables you find hidden bricks you have to punch. If anything touches you, you die.

Spoiler

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

You are a cyborg robot man. You're not evil.

And you were made by a mad peaceful scientist.

And you have to help him kill defeat another a mad scientist who also builds robots. But these robots are evil. And when you kill defeat them you can steal use their weapons to kill defeat other evil robots. Then you have to kill defeat an old scientist in a robot suit. I know what it sounds like...but you're NOT a robot hitman designed to kill other scientists...

Thats the game.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Alright alright,

so you...are Mr. TV a plumber

who gets sucked through a pipe into another world..called..the mushroom kingdom, right
and you gotta save the princess of the mushroom kingdom, who you don't really know, but you gotta fight like...idk..8 levels of bad guys including a giant dragon/dinosaur monster with spikes and breathes fire...in order to save the day. And the only weapons you can use, are vegetables you find hidden bricks you have to punch. If anything touches you, you die.

Spoiler

A lot of those games are invented by the Japanese too. U know they're on another level when it comes to crazyness and they have wild imaginations.

Good thread though

 

[Wild self]

this can be a good thread

@Ed MOTHEREFFING G do one for Sonic and do one for Donkey Kong Country